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Rose Waithera
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Oct 26, 2022
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Rukia
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Oct 16, 2022
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Binti
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Sep 30, 2022
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Rabia
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Sep 27, 2022
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Elizabeth Mrope
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Sep 26, 2022
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Salum
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Sep 25, 2022
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Mwanakhamis
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Sep 20, 2022
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Abubakar
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Sep 19, 2022
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Elizabeth Mtei
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Sep 5, 2022
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Jafari
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Sep 2, 2022
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Charles Mrope
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Sep 2, 2022
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Fatuma
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Aug 29, 2022
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Raphael Okoth
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Aug 26, 2022
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Omari
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Aug 24, 2022
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Mwanaidi
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Aug 10, 2022
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Elijah Mutua
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Aug 10, 2022
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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James Mduma
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Aug 9, 2022
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Abdullah
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Jul 31, 2022
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Jane Muthui
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Jul 29, 2022
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Neema
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Jul 20, 2022
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Shabani
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Jul 18, 2022
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Rehema
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Jul 17, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Biashara
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Jul 13, 2022
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Saidi
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Jul 13, 2022
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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John Mushi
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Jul 12, 2022
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Peter Tibaijuka
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Jul 12, 2022
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Nasra
Guest
Jun 16, 2022
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Janet Wambura
Guest
May 28, 2022
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
May 25, 2022
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Grace Minja
Guest
May 16, 2022
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Rose Amukowa
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Apr 27, 2022
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Mwanaisha
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Apr 26, 2022
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Apr 24, 2022
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Moses Mwita
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Apr 22, 2022
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Apr 20, 2022
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Peter Otieno
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Apr 14, 2022
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Moses Mwita
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Apr 13, 2022
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Lucy Mushi
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Apr 11, 2022
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Lydia Wanyama
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Apr 10, 2022
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Apr 10, 2022
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Lucy Mahiga
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Mar 28, 2022
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Irene Makena
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Mar 24, 2022
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Joseph Kitine
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Mar 19, 2022
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Leila
Guest
Mar 14, 2022
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Shamsa
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Mar 7, 2022
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Stephen Kangethe
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Mar 6, 2022
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Mary Kendi
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Feb 23, 2022
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Janet Sumari
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Feb 18, 2022
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Josephine Nekesa
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Feb 15, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Zakia
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Feb 14, 2022
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Lucy Mahiga
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Feb 5, 2022
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Charles Mboje
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Jan 24, 2022
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Mwanahawa
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Dec 26, 2021
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Dec 20, 2021
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Dec 18, 2021
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Dec 3, 2021
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Margaret Mahiga
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Nov 27, 2021
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Nov 13, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Sarafina
Guest
Nov 12, 2021
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Mwajuma
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Nov 8, 2021
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
