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David Musyoka
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Sep 9, 2022
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Sep 9, 2022
😄 What a joke!
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 4, 2022
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Kassim
Guest
Aug 29, 2022
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Neema
Guest
Aug 24, 2022
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Samuel Were
Guest
Aug 8, 2022
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Aug 5, 2022
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Mgeni
Guest
Aug 4, 2022
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jul 31, 2022
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jul 14, 2022
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jul 4, 2022
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Yahya
Guest
Jun 28, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Sumaya
Guest
Jun 24, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jun 20, 2022
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jun 17, 2022
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Sharifa
Guest
Jun 17, 2022
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Zulekha
Guest
Jun 8, 2022
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Omari
Guest
Jun 6, 2022
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jun 5, 2022
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Francis Mrope
Guest
May 25, 2022
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Khalifa
Guest
May 23, 2022
😅 I needed that!
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
May 20, 2022
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Chiku
Guest
May 10, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Abdullah
Guest
May 10, 2022
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Jafari
Guest
Apr 9, 2022
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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George Mallya
Guest
Apr 6, 2022
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Apr 4, 2022
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Apr 2, 2022
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Mar 30, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Mar 24, 2022
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Mar 20, 2022
😆 Still cracking up!
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Mar 12, 2022
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Mar 9, 2022
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Sarafina
Guest
Feb 27, 2022
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Fikiri
Guest
Feb 25, 2022
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Feb 5, 2022
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Feb 1, 2022
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Faiza
Guest
Jan 30, 2022
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jan 20, 2022
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Tambwe
Guest
Jan 17, 2022
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jan 11, 2022
😁 This made my day!
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James Malima
Guest
Jan 5, 2022
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Jan 4, 2022
😂 Sharing right away!
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Dec 30, 2021
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Fadhili
Guest
Dec 21, 2021
😂 This is too funny!
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Salma
Guest
Dec 16, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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David Kawawa
Guest
Dec 15, 2021
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Dec 4, 2021
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Dec 3, 2021
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Khatib
Guest
Nov 22, 2021
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Nov 14, 2021
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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James Malima
Guest
Nov 13, 2021
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Oct 23, 2021
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Oct 16, 2021
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Daudi
Guest
Oct 10, 2021
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Warda
Guest
Sep 22, 2021
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣