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Mashaka
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Dec 3, 2022
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Mariam Hassan
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Nov 25, 2022
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Mwalimu
Guest
Nov 22, 2022
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Fatuma
Guest
Nov 18, 2022
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Nov 17, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Nov 10, 2022
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Sekela
Guest
Nov 10, 2022
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Nov 8, 2022
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Nov 2, 2022
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Nov 1, 2022
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Oct 25, 2022
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Oct 24, 2022
😆 This one really got me!
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Sumaya
Guest
Oct 16, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Oct 11, 2022
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Oct 2, 2022
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Fadhila
Guest
Sep 24, 2022
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Sep 21, 2022
🤣 Pure genius!
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Mwajabu
Guest
Sep 20, 2022
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Sep 9, 2022
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Sep 6, 2022
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Binti
Guest
Sep 5, 2022
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Sep 1, 2022
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Halimah
Guest
Aug 28, 2022
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Aug 26, 2022
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Maulid
Guest
Aug 20, 2022
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Rubea
Guest
Aug 19, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Aug 6, 2022
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Mchawi
Guest
Aug 1, 2022
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Athumani
Guest
Jul 29, 2022
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jul 29, 2022
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Maimuna
Guest
Jul 23, 2022
😄 You got me!
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James Kimani
Guest
Jul 21, 2022
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jul 20, 2022
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jul 13, 2022
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Tambwe
Guest
Jul 5, 2022
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Rabia
Guest
Jul 3, 2022
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Aziza
Guest
Jun 22, 2022
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jun 16, 2022
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Rehema
Guest
Jun 2, 2022
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Majid
Guest
May 25, 2022
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Alice Jebet
Guest
May 11, 2022
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Mchuma
Guest
Apr 29, 2022
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Sekela
Guest
Apr 27, 2022
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Hawa
Guest
Apr 17, 2022
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Mar 30, 2022
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Mar 28, 2022
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Mashaka
Guest
Mar 26, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Mar 19, 2022
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Mar 15, 2022
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Mar 14, 2022
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Mar 10, 2022
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Biashara
Guest
Mar 9, 2022
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Mar 7, 2022
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Mar 6, 2022
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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John Lissu
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Feb 16, 2022
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Salma
Guest
Feb 15, 2022
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Rehema
Guest
Feb 12, 2022
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jan 30, 2022
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Charles Mchome
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Jan 19, 2022
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
