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Sarah Mbise
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Oct 8, 2022
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Sep 21, 2022
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Faiza
Guest
Sep 20, 2022
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Azima
Guest
Sep 2, 2022
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Baraka
Guest
Sep 2, 2022
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Fadhili
Guest
Aug 27, 2022
🤣 Sending this now!
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Abdillah
Guest
Aug 24, 2022
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Sekela
Guest
Aug 7, 2022
😄 Perfect joke!
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jul 30, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jul 28, 2022
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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George Tenga
Guest
Jul 11, 2022
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Chum
Guest
Jun 23, 2022
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jun 22, 2022
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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James Mduma
Guest
Jun 19, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jun 12, 2022
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Farida
Guest
Jun 11, 2022
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jun 10, 2022
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jun 3, 2022
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
May 30, 2022
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Charles Mrope
Guest
May 18, 2022
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
May 7, 2022
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Halima
Guest
May 6, 2022
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Makame
Guest
Apr 28, 2022
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Apr 26, 2022
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Amir
Guest
Apr 20, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Zawadi
Guest
Apr 17, 2022
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Rahma
Guest
Apr 9, 2022
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Apr 8, 2022
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Halima
Guest
Apr 8, 2022
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Fikiri
Guest
Apr 6, 2022
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Jaffar
Guest
Apr 1, 2022
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Mar 26, 2022
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Nyota
Guest
Mar 25, 2022
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Mar 2, 2022
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Selemani
Guest
Feb 11, 2022
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Feb 11, 2022
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Nasra
Guest
Jan 31, 2022
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jan 18, 2022
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Arifa
Guest
Jan 11, 2022
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jan 7, 2022
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Sarafina
Guest
Jan 3, 2022
😆 That punchline!
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Dec 16, 2021
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Dec 15, 2021
😄 What a joke!
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Nov 22, 2021
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Sofia
Guest
Nov 20, 2021
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Nov 16, 2021
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Nov 16, 2021
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Nov 11, 2021
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Issack
Guest
Nov 9, 2021
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Nov 6, 2021
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Sumaya
Guest
Nov 4, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Kheri
Guest
Nov 4, 2021
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Mwagonda
Guest
Oct 30, 2021
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Zakia
Guest
Oct 23, 2021
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Oct 13, 2021
😂 This is a keeper!
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Oct 10, 2021
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Oct 9, 2021
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
