Short Answer: "Close the door, I'm dressing!"
Explanation: When the refrigerator is opened, the mayonnaise requests for the door to be closed because it's "dressing" itself, which is a play on words since mayonnaise is a popular dressing for salads and sandwiches. The use of the emoji ๐ adds a cheerful and lighthearted touch to the response.
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 8, 2022
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on September 21, 2022
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
Faiza (Guest) on September 20, 2022
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
Ali (Guest) on September 2, 2022
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
Azima (Guest) on September 2, 2022
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Baraka (Guest) on September 2, 2022
๐ This joke just made my day!
Fadhili (Guest) on August 27, 2022
๐คฃ Sending this now!
Abdillah (Guest) on August 24, 2022
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
Sekela (Guest) on August 7, 2022
๐ Perfect joke!
Ann Awino (Guest) on July 30, 2022
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on July 28, 2022
๐ Can't stop laughing!
George Tenga (Guest) on July 11, 2022
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
Chum (Guest) on June 23, 2022
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
Francis Njeru (Guest) on June 22, 2022
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
James Mduma (Guest) on June 19, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 12, 2022
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
Farida (Guest) on June 11, 2022
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 10, 2022
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
Mwachumu (Guest) on June 3, 2022
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on May 30, 2022
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 18, 2022
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on May 7, 2022
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐ ๐๏ธ
Asha (Guest) on May 7, 2022
๐ This just made my day!
Halima (Guest) on May 6, 2022
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
Makame (Guest) on April 28, 2022
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 26, 2022
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
Amir (Guest) on April 20, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
Zawadi (Guest) on April 17, 2022
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
Rahma (Guest) on April 9, 2022
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on April 8, 2022
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
Halima (Guest) on April 8, 2022
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
Fikiri (Guest) on April 6, 2022
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
Jaffar (Guest) on April 1, 2022
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 26, 2022
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
Nyota (Guest) on March 25, 2022
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 2, 2022
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
Umi (Guest) on February 12, 2022
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
Selemani (Guest) on February 11, 2022
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 11, 2022
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
Nasra (Guest) on January 31, 2022
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on January 18, 2022
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโt handle the power struggle! ๐ฑ๐
Arifa (Guest) on January 11, 2022
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 7, 2022
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
Sarafina (Guest) on January 3, 2022
๐ That punchline!
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 16, 2021
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on December 15, 2021
๐ What a joke!
Daniel Obura (Guest) on November 22, 2021
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
Sofia (Guest) on November 20, 2021
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 16, 2021
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on November 16, 2021
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 11, 2021
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Issack (Guest) on November 9, 2021
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on November 6, 2021
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
Sumaya (Guest) on November 4, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
Kheri (Guest) on November 4, 2021
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
Mwagonda (Guest) on October 30, 2021
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
Zakia (Guest) on October 23, 2021
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
Moses Mwita (Guest) on October 13, 2021
๐ This is a keeper!
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on October 10, 2021
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 9, 2021
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค