James Malima (Guest) on July 25, 2022

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Khadija (Guest) on July 10, 2022

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Azima (Guest) on July 8, 2022

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Josephine (Guest) on July 7, 2022

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Majid (Guest) on July 4, 2022

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 28, 2022

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 13, 2022

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on June 13, 2022

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on June 8, 2022

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Moses Mwita (Guest) on June 6, 2022

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Kahina (Guest) on June 3, 2022

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Nancy Komba (Guest) on May 31, 2022

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Maimuna (Guest) on May 26, 2022

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Kevin Maina (Guest) on May 24, 2022

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 24, 2022

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 12, 2022

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on May 4, 2022

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on April 25, 2022

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 22, 2022

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Kazija (Guest) on April 12, 2022

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Ann Awino (Guest) on April 11, 2022

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on April 11, 2022

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Jafari (Guest) on April 2, 2022

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Samuel Were (Guest) on March 26, 2022

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Francis Njeru (Guest) on March 25, 2022

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Josephine (Guest) on March 18, 2022

😁 Added to my favorites!

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 11, 2022

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Amir (Guest) on February 26, 2022

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Nyota (Guest) on February 24, 2022

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Habiba (Guest) on February 22, 2022

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Victor Kamau (Guest) on February 18, 2022

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Safiya (Guest) on February 11, 2022

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Rubea (Guest) on February 11, 2022

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on February 7, 2022

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on January 27, 2022

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

George Tenga (Guest) on January 24, 2022

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Anna Sumari (Guest) on January 20, 2022

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on January 16, 2022

😁 This is gold!

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on January 6, 2022

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on January 5, 2022

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Mwagonda (Guest) on January 3, 2022

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Sultan (Guest) on January 3, 2022

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on December 19, 2021

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Mwakisu (Guest) on December 15, 2021

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Bakari (Guest) on December 15, 2021

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on December 13, 2021

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Ann Wambui (Guest) on December 12, 2021

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Irene Makena (Guest) on December 4, 2021

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Jafari (Guest) on December 1, 2021

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Sarafina (Guest) on November 29, 2021

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Omari (Guest) on November 26, 2021

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Farida (Guest) on November 13, 2021

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on November 8, 2021

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Mwanaidha (Guest) on November 8, 2021

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on November 5, 2021

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

David Sokoine (Guest) on October 29, 2021

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Nancy Komba (Guest) on October 20, 2021

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on October 19, 2021

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Chiku (Guest) on October 12, 2021

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Nuru (Guest) on October 10, 2021

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔