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James Malima
Guest
Jul 25, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Khadija
Guest
Jul 10, 2022
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Azima
Guest
Jul 8, 2022
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Josephine
Guest
Jul 7, 2022
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Majid
Guest
Jul 4, 2022
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jun 28, 2022
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jun 13, 2022
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jun 13, 2022
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jun 8, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jun 6, 2022
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Kahina
Guest
Jun 3, 2022
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Nancy Komba
Guest
May 31, 2022
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Maimuna
Guest
May 26, 2022
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Kevin Maina
Guest
May 24, 2022
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
May 24, 2022
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Linda Karimi
Guest
May 12, 2022
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
May 4, 2022
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Apr 25, 2022
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Apr 22, 2022
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Kazija
Guest
Apr 12, 2022
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Ann Awino
Guest
Apr 11, 2022
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Apr 11, 2022
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Jafari
Guest
Apr 2, 2022
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Samuel Were
Guest
Mar 26, 2022
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Mar 25, 2022
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Josephine
Guest
Mar 18, 2022
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Mar 11, 2022
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Amir
Guest
Feb 26, 2022
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Nyota
Guest
Feb 24, 2022
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Habiba
Guest
Feb 22, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Feb 18, 2022
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Safiya
Guest
Feb 11, 2022
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Rubea
Guest
Feb 11, 2022
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Feb 7, 2022
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jan 27, 2022
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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George Tenga
Guest
Jan 24, 2022
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jan 20, 2022
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jan 16, 2022
😁 This is gold!
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jan 6, 2022
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jan 5, 2022
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jan 3, 2022
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Sultan
Guest
Jan 3, 2022
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Dec 19, 2021
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Mwakisu
Guest
Dec 15, 2021
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Bakari
Guest
Dec 15, 2021
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Dec 13, 2021
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Dec 12, 2021
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Irene Makena
Guest
Dec 4, 2021
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Jafari
Guest
Dec 1, 2021
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Sarafina
Guest
Nov 29, 2021
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Omari
Guest
Nov 26, 2021
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Farida
Guest
Nov 13, 2021
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Nov 8, 2021
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Nov 8, 2021
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Nov 5, 2021
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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David Sokoine
Guest
Oct 29, 2021
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Oct 20, 2021
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Oct 19, 2021
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Chiku
Guest
Oct 12, 2021
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Nuru
Guest
Oct 10, 2021
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
