Funny Answer: ๐งโโ๏ธ Monsters tell their fortunes by reading their BOO-leans! ๐ป๐
Explanation: Monsters have their own unique way of telling fortunes by using a play on words. Rather than using "booleans," which are a computer science term, monsters use "BOO-leans" to predict their future. This adds a humorous twist to the idea of monsters seeking predictions about their lives. The use of the ghost emoji and the skull emoji adds to the playfulness and spooky vibe of the answer.
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on November 18, 2022
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on November 4, 2022
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Majid (Guest) on October 9, 2022
๐ I needed that!
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 7, 2022
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
Alice Jebet (Guest) on October 6, 2022
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
Fikiri (Guest) on October 4, 2022
๐ This one really got me!
Mashaka (Guest) on October 1, 2022
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
Irene Akoth (Guest) on September 21, 2022
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on September 15, 2022
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
Maneno (Guest) on September 13, 2022
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
Hassan (Guest) on September 6, 2022
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
Diana Mallya (Guest) on September 5, 2022
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on August 23, 2022
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
Shamim (Guest) on August 14, 2022
๐ This is gold!
Baridi (Guest) on August 9, 2022
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
John Kamande (Guest) on August 7, 2022
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
Nancy Komba (Guest) on August 7, 2022
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on July 11, 2022
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐ ๐๏ธ
Selemani (Guest) on July 11, 2022
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Ramadhan (Guest) on July 9, 2022
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
Alice Mrema (Guest) on July 9, 2022
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on July 3, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
John Malisa (Guest) on June 30, 2022
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
Maulid (Guest) on June 10, 2022
๐ Perfect joke!
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on June 8, 2022
๐ Best laugh of the day!
Maimuna (Guest) on June 5, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on June 1, 2022
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
Michael Mboya (Guest) on May 14, 2022
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 12, 2022
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
Maida (Guest) on April 28, 2022
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 24, 2022
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
Brian Karanja (Guest) on April 24, 2022
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
Husna (Guest) on April 21, 2022
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
Fatuma (Guest) on April 19, 2022
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on April 9, 2022
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
Juma (Guest) on March 6, 2022
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Daudi (Guest) on March 6, 2022
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on February 25, 2022
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on February 10, 2022
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
Ndoto (Guest) on February 10, 2022
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on February 9, 2022
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
Ali (Guest) on February 7, 2022
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
Charles Wafula (Guest) on February 6, 2022
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
Anna Malela (Guest) on February 4, 2022
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
Latifa (Guest) on February 1, 2022
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 21, 2022
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
Kheri (Guest) on January 14, 2022
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on January 8, 2022
Iโm still laughing, that was too good! ๐คฃ
Asha (Guest) on January 2, 2022
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
Patrick Akech (Guest) on December 28, 2021
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
Grace Minja (Guest) on December 27, 2021
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
George Mallya (Guest) on December 27, 2021
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on December 25, 2021
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on December 24, 2021
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on December 24, 2021
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
Leila (Guest) on December 23, 2021
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
Rahim (Guest) on December 10, 2021
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on December 5, 2021
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on November 30, 2021
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
Mary Mrope (Guest) on November 19, 2021
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ