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Henry Mollel
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Sep 18, 2023
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Sep 16, 2023
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Fatuma
Guest
Sep 15, 2023
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Rahim
Guest
Sep 5, 2023
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Sep 1, 2023
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Aug 16, 2023
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Aug 12, 2023
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Hashim
Guest
Aug 7, 2023
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Nassor
Guest
Aug 5, 2023
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Mgeni
Guest
Aug 2, 2023
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jul 30, 2023
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Jamila
Guest
Jul 29, 2023
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Issa
Guest
Jul 22, 2023
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Hamida
Guest
Jul 15, 2023
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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John Kamande
Guest
Jul 3, 2023
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Zakaria
Guest
Jul 1, 2023
😆 Saving this one!
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jun 24, 2023
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jun 22, 2023
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jun 14, 2023
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jun 6, 2023
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jun 1, 2023
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Kiza
Guest
May 30, 2023
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Zawadi
Guest
May 24, 2023
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
May 23, 2023
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Jane Malecela
Guest
May 17, 2023
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Masika
Guest
May 12, 2023
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Mtumwa
Guest
May 11, 2023
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
May 11, 2023
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
May 7, 2023
😂 This is too funny!
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David Nyerere
Guest
Apr 21, 2023
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Apr 20, 2023
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Ann Awino
Guest
Apr 15, 2023
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Apr 14, 2023
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Apr 13, 2023
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Apr 13, 2023
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Mashaka
Guest
Apr 6, 2023
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Apr 2, 2023
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Salma
Guest
Apr 2, 2023
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Mohamed
Guest
Mar 31, 2023
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Warda
Guest
Mar 24, 2023
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Feb 25, 2023
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Feb 23, 2023
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Feb 18, 2023
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Khadija
Guest
Feb 15, 2023
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Samuel Were
Guest
Feb 3, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jan 30, 2023
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jan 21, 2023
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Athumani
Guest
Jan 13, 2023
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jan 7, 2023
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Kazija
Guest
Jan 5, 2023
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jan 3, 2023
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Dec 20, 2022
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Halimah
Guest
Dec 13, 2022
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Nov 30, 2022
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Sofia
Guest
Oct 31, 2022
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Ahmed
Guest
Oct 20, 2022
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Oct 16, 2022
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Yusra
Guest
Oct 13, 2022
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Frank Macha
Guest
Oct 12, 2022
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
