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Victor Kimario
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Oct 15, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Rabia
Guest
Oct 5, 2023
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Rashid
Guest
Oct 1, 2023
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Masika
Guest
Sep 13, 2023
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Sep 13, 2023
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Hashim
Guest
Sep 12, 2023
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Nuru
Guest
Sep 12, 2023
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Jabir
Guest
Sep 11, 2023
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Aug 26, 2023
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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David Nyerere
Guest
Aug 23, 2023
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Aug 20, 2023
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Kazija
Guest
Aug 16, 2023
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Rahim
Guest
Aug 15, 2023
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Aug 3, 2023
😂 This is a keeper!
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jul 24, 2023
😄 Perfect joke!
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jul 23, 2023
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jul 22, 2023
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jul 11, 2023
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Athumani
Guest
Jun 28, 2023
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Mgeni
Guest
Jun 21, 2023
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Warda
Guest
Jun 19, 2023
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jun 11, 2023
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Bahati
Guest
May 30, 2023
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
May 27, 2023
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
May 25, 2023
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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George Mallya
Guest
May 18, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
May 16, 2023
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Fatuma
Guest
May 14, 2023
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Maimuna
Guest
Apr 28, 2023
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Apr 22, 2023
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Safiya
Guest
Apr 15, 2023
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Kassim
Guest
Apr 9, 2023
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Apr 3, 2023
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Husna
Guest
Apr 1, 2023
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Arifa
Guest
Mar 31, 2023
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Mar 30, 2023
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Mar 28, 2023
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Mar 23, 2023
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Tambwe
Guest
Mar 18, 2023
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Mar 13, 2023
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Mar 10, 2023
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Mar 3, 2023
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Feb 24, 2023
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Sharifa
Guest
Feb 14, 2023
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Saidi
Guest
Feb 1, 2023
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jan 29, 2023
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Shani
Guest
Jan 27, 2023
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Mazrui
Guest
Jan 27, 2023
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jan 25, 2023
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jan 23, 2023
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jan 11, 2023
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jan 8, 2023
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Rukia
Guest
Jan 2, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Sultan
Guest
Dec 31, 2022
😂 This is too funny!
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Dec 27, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Ndoto
Guest
Nov 23, 2022
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Sekela
Guest
Nov 22, 2022
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Salum
Guest
Nov 20, 2022
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Azima
Guest
Nov 2, 2022
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
