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Why didnโ€™t Dracula have any friends?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Short Answer: Because he was a real "pain in the neck"! ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜„

Explanation: Dracula, being a vampire, has a reputation for biting people on the neck and sucking their blood. This play on words suggests that he was a literal "pain in the neck," which made it difficult for him to make friends. The humorous tone and vampire emoji add a lighthearted touch to the explanation.

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