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Shukuru
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Sep 21, 2023
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Sep 21, 2023
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Sep 13, 2023
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Mariam
Guest
Sep 13, 2023
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Rubea
Guest
Sep 12, 2023
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Farida
Guest
Sep 6, 2023
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Fadhila
Guest
Sep 4, 2023
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Aug 23, 2023
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Jafari
Guest
Aug 18, 2023
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Mjaka
Guest
Aug 15, 2023
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Aug 10, 2023
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Aug 1, 2023
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jul 29, 2023
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jul 27, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Baraka
Guest
Jul 27, 2023
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Mgeni
Guest
Jul 25, 2023
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Farida
Guest
Jul 15, 2023
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jul 11, 2023
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jul 9, 2023
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jul 4, 2023
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Zakaria
Guest
Jul 4, 2023
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jul 2, 2023
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jul 1, 2023
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jun 23, 2023
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jun 21, 2023
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jun 19, 2023
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jun 14, 2023
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Bakari
Guest
Jun 12, 2023
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jun 4, 2023
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Zakaria
Guest
May 16, 2023
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Shabani
Guest
May 1, 2023
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Apr 17, 2023
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Maimuna
Guest
Apr 7, 2023
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Jabir
Guest
Apr 4, 2023
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Mar 29, 2023
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Mar 22, 2023
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Mar 17, 2023
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Hashim
Guest
Mar 14, 2023
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Sharifa
Guest
Mar 9, 2023
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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George Ndungu
Guest
Mar 4, 2023
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Nyota
Guest
Mar 4, 2023
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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John Mwangi
Guest
Feb 28, 2023
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Nuru
Guest
Feb 27, 2023
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Feb 17, 2023
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Chris Okello
Guest
Feb 15, 2023
😁 This just made my day!
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Feb 15, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Feb 12, 2023
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Feb 11, 2023
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Feb 1, 2023
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jan 29, 2023
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jan 13, 2023
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Saidi
Guest
Jan 9, 2023
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Jan 8, 2023
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Fadhila
Guest
Dec 31, 2022
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Dec 30, 2022
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Bakari
Guest
Dec 26, 2022
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Nov 22, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Nov 20, 2022
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Latifa
Guest
Nov 6, 2022
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Hekima
Guest
Nov 2, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
