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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jul 5, 2023
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jul 3, 2023
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jul 2, 2023
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jul 1, 2023
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jun 18, 2023
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jun 11, 2023
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Husna
Guest
Jun 8, 2023
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Mhina
Guest
Jun 2, 2023
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Mwakisu
Guest
May 31, 2023
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Irene Akoth
Guest
May 19, 2023
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Alice Jebet
Guest
May 18, 2023
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
May 14, 2023
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
May 13, 2023
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Shamim
Guest
May 8, 2023
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Shamim
Guest
Apr 24, 2023
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Apr 20, 2023
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Shani
Guest
Apr 14, 2023
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Apr 14, 2023
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Mjaka
Guest
Apr 11, 2023
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Apr 3, 2023
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Mar 29, 2023
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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David Ochieng
Guest
Mar 27, 2023
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Mar 26, 2023
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Mar 22, 2023
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Mar 16, 2023
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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George Tenga
Guest
Mar 2, 2023
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Feb 25, 2023
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Feb 23, 2023
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Hassan
Guest
Feb 17, 2023
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Feb 15, 2023
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Feb 13, 2023
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Maida
Guest
Feb 12, 2023
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Rehema
Guest
Feb 10, 2023
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Feb 9, 2023
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Feb 6, 2023
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Irene Makena
Guest
Feb 4, 2023
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Amani
Guest
Jan 19, 2023
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Fikiri
Guest
Jan 15, 2023
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Mashaka
Guest
Jan 11, 2023
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Sultan
Guest
Dec 29, 2022
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Fatuma
Guest
Dec 24, 2022
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Dec 22, 2022
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Dec 18, 2022
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Shamim
Guest
Dec 17, 2022
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Jaffar
Guest
Dec 15, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Nuru
Guest
Dec 10, 2022
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Dec 8, 2022
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Warda
Guest
Dec 7, 2022
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Dec 7, 2022
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Issack
Guest
Dec 4, 2022
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Dec 3, 2022
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Nov 11, 2022
😄 Too good!
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Sultan
Guest
Nov 6, 2022
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Mchuma
Guest
Nov 4, 2022
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Nov 3, 2022
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Majid
Guest
Oct 26, 2022
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Oct 25, 2022
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Oct 22, 2022
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Oct 12, 2022
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Oct 4, 2022
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
