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Patrick Mutua
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Nov 13, 2023
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Latifa
Guest
Nov 11, 2023
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Oct 22, 2023
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Fadhila
Guest
Oct 16, 2023
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Oct 15, 2023
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Zubeida
Guest
Oct 5, 2023
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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John Lissu
Guest
Oct 2, 2023
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Sep 26, 2023
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Mtumwa
Guest
Sep 24, 2023
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Sep 17, 2023
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Sep 15, 2023
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Nassor
Guest
Sep 7, 2023
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Husna
Guest
Sep 6, 2023
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Abdullah
Guest
Aug 31, 2023
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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George Ndungu
Guest
Aug 18, 2023
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Aug 16, 2023
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Mjaka
Guest
Aug 6, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Aug 5, 2023
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jul 23, 2023
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jul 23, 2023
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jul 21, 2023
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jul 19, 2023
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Abubakari
Guest
Jul 12, 2023
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Warda
Guest
Jul 11, 2023
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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David Chacha
Guest
Jun 24, 2023
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Rabia
Guest
Jun 10, 2023
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jun 10, 2023
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Zainab
Guest
May 29, 2023
🤣 Pure genius!
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
May 23, 2023
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
May 23, 2023
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Issack
Guest
May 13, 2023
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Jafari
Guest
May 11, 2023
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Kijakazi
Guest
May 2, 2023
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Shani
Guest
Apr 26, 2023
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Apr 25, 2023
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Apr 24, 2023
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Apr 21, 2023
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Apr 20, 2023
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Apr 16, 2023
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Apr 11, 2023
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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John Lissu
Guest
Apr 5, 2023
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Mar 21, 2023
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Neema
Guest
Mar 18, 2023
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Sumaya
Guest
Mar 17, 2023
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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James Kawawa
Guest
Feb 15, 2023
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Zubeida
Guest
Feb 15, 2023
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Feb 11, 2023
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Kheri
Guest
Jan 30, 2023
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jan 26, 2023
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Zulekha
Guest
Dec 29, 2022
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Issa
Guest
Dec 27, 2022
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Dec 17, 2022
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Binti
Guest
Nov 24, 2022
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Nov 23, 2022
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Nov 23, 2022
😆 Still cracking up!
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Fikiri
Guest
Nov 18, 2022
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Nov 4, 2022
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Nov 2, 2022
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Oct 31, 2022
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
