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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Sep 28, 2023
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Muslima
Guest
Sep 28, 2023
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Sep 27, 2023
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Nashon
Guest
Sep 26, 2023
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Aug 28, 2023
😂 Sharing right away!
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Tambwe
Guest
Aug 25, 2023
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Aug 25, 2023
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Faiza
Guest
Aug 22, 2023
😄 Perfect joke!
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Aug 22, 2023
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Latifa
Guest
Aug 20, 2023
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Aug 15, 2023
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Aug 6, 2023
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Masika
Guest
Jul 25, 2023
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Nassar
Guest
Jul 17, 2023
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jul 13, 2023
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Jul 10, 2023
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jun 28, 2023
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jun 28, 2023
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jun 26, 2023
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Azima
Guest
Jun 22, 2023
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jun 18, 2023
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jun 17, 2023
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jun 14, 2023
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jun 14, 2023
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Maimuna
Guest
Jun 14, 2023
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Faiza
Guest
Jun 13, 2023
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Sharifa
Guest
Jun 2, 2023
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jun 1, 2023
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jun 1, 2023
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Nyota
Guest
May 25, 2023
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Victor Malima
Guest
May 3, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Ann Wambui
Guest
May 1, 2023
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Apr 13, 2023
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Zainab
Guest
Apr 13, 2023
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Apr 3, 2023
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Mashaka
Guest
Mar 24, 2023
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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David Nyerere
Guest
Mar 20, 2023
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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David Sokoine
Guest
Mar 19, 2023
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Mar 3, 2023
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Mar 1, 2023
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Azima
Guest
Feb 22, 2023
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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George Mallya
Guest
Feb 7, 2023
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Latifa
Guest
Jan 27, 2023
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jan 26, 2023
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Shabani
Guest
Jan 24, 2023
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jan 20, 2023
🤣 Sending this now!
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Hassan
Guest
Jan 19, 2023
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jan 16, 2023
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Wande
Guest
Jan 8, 2023
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Jamal
Guest
Dec 19, 2022
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Rahma
Guest
Dec 9, 2022
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Dec 9, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Dec 5, 2022
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Dec 3, 2022
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Nov 23, 2022
😆 Saving this one!
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Nov 21, 2022
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Nov 18, 2022
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Nov 9, 2022
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Mariam
Guest
Nov 6, 2022
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
