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Nyota
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Nov 18, 2023
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Nov 15, 2023
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Kheri
Guest
Nov 10, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Hamida
Guest
Nov 3, 2023
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Selemani
Guest
Oct 9, 2023
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Sep 1, 2023
😅 I needed that!
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Sep 1, 2023
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Aug 28, 2023
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Aug 28, 2023
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Aug 21, 2023
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Aug 20, 2023
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Aug 18, 2023
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Aug 12, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Grace Minja
Guest
Aug 10, 2023
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Aug 5, 2023
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jul 27, 2023
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jul 5, 2023
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jun 29, 2023
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Tambwe
Guest
Jun 28, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Abdillah
Guest
Jun 25, 2023
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Binti
Guest
Jun 23, 2023
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Masika
Guest
Jun 17, 2023
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jun 13, 2023
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Issa
Guest
Jun 10, 2023
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jun 9, 2023
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jun 6, 2023
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Zainab
Guest
Jun 4, 2023
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Monica Lissu
Guest
May 29, 2023
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Mwajabu
Guest
May 20, 2023
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Mwakisu
Guest
May 9, 2023
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
May 4, 2023
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Apr 30, 2023
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Omari
Guest
Apr 30, 2023
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Omari
Guest
Apr 23, 2023
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Ramadhan
Guest
Apr 23, 2023
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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David Ochieng
Guest
Apr 9, 2023
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Mwachumu
Guest
Apr 7, 2023
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Kazija
Guest
Apr 6, 2023
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Apr 2, 2023
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Nuru
Guest
Mar 24, 2023
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Mar 24, 2023
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Anna Malela
Guest
Mar 23, 2023
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Asha
Guest
Mar 15, 2023
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Leila
Guest
Mar 11, 2023
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Feb 26, 2023
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Feb 26, 2023
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Ndoto
Guest
Feb 24, 2023
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Shabani
Guest
Feb 23, 2023
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Feb 15, 2023
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Mustafa
Guest
Feb 8, 2023
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Abdillah
Guest
Feb 6, 2023
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Feb 5, 2023
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Hawa
Guest
Jan 21, 2023
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jan 13, 2023
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Ndoto
Guest
Jan 10, 2023
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jan 5, 2023
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jan 2, 2023
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Dec 31, 2022
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Dec 28, 2022
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
