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Hamida
Guest
Oct 1, 2023
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Sep 25, 2023
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Grace Minja
Guest
Sep 17, 2023
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Sep 16, 2023
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 11, 2023
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Sep 3, 2023
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Aug 24, 2023
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Ibrahim
Guest
Aug 10, 2023
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Jaffar
Guest
Aug 7, 2023
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Aziza
Guest
Aug 7, 2023
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Nashon
Guest
Aug 4, 2023
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Jamila
Guest
Jul 31, 2023
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Abubakari
Guest
Jul 20, 2023
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Jamal
Guest
Jun 22, 2023
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jun 22, 2023
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jun 21, 2023
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jun 12, 2023
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Nuru
Guest
May 20, 2023
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
May 17, 2023
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Farida
Guest
May 12, 2023
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Rashid
Guest
May 9, 2023
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Hamida
Guest
May 5, 2023
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
May 2, 2023
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Apr 18, 2023
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Mar 22, 2023
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Mar 14, 2023
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Khadija
Guest
Mar 10, 2023
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Fadhila
Guest
Mar 8, 2023
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Sharifa
Guest
Mar 1, 2023
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Feb 28, 2023
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Feb 17, 2023
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Kazija
Guest
Feb 14, 2023
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Mhina
Guest
Feb 9, 2023
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Khadija
Guest
Feb 7, 2023
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jan 31, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jan 30, 2023
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Halimah
Guest
Jan 29, 2023
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jan 25, 2023
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Shabani
Guest
Jan 21, 2023
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jan 19, 2023
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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John Malisa
Guest
Jan 18, 2023
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Warda
Guest
Jan 18, 2023
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jan 6, 2023
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jan 4, 2023
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jan 4, 2023
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Wande
Guest
Dec 19, 2022
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Dec 14, 2022
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Dec 14, 2022
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Maida
Guest
Dec 10, 2022
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Dec 9, 2022
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Nov 30, 2022
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Mwakisu
Guest
Nov 15, 2022
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Baraka
Guest
Nov 13, 2022
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Nov 13, 2022
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Bakari
Guest
Nov 12, 2022
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Oct 30, 2022
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
