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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Oct 18, 2023
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Makame
Guest
Oct 18, 2023
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Oct 17, 2023
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Oct 13, 2023
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Oct 9, 2023
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Tabu
Guest
Sep 27, 2023
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Sep 24, 2023
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Mwafirika
Guest
Sep 20, 2023
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Mwajuma
Guest
Sep 16, 2023
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Rahim
Guest
Sep 5, 2023
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Sep 4, 2023
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Aug 21, 2023
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Aug 21, 2023
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Bahati
Guest
Aug 19, 2023
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Maneno
Guest
Aug 16, 2023
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Aug 13, 2023
😄 You got me good!
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Aug 12, 2023
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Aug 5, 2023
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Maida
Guest
Aug 5, 2023
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Khalifa
Guest
Jul 23, 2023
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Khatib
Guest
Jul 16, 2023
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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George Mallya
Guest
Jul 13, 2023
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Shamim
Guest
Jul 8, 2023
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jul 3, 2023
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Nchi
Guest
Jun 30, 2023
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jun 29, 2023
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Chiku
Guest
Jun 27, 2023
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Rukia
Guest
Jun 23, 2023
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jun 22, 2023
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jun 18, 2023
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
May 25, 2023
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Amina
Guest
May 22, 2023
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
May 21, 2023
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
May 18, 2023
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Janet Sumari
Guest
May 16, 2023
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Rahim
Guest
May 5, 2023
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Shamsa
Guest
May 4, 2023
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Shukuru
Guest
May 3, 2023
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Mtumwa
Guest
Apr 25, 2023
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Apr 19, 2023
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Apr 16, 2023
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Issack
Guest
Apr 12, 2023
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Apr 6, 2023
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Apr 4, 2023
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Mar 21, 2023
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Sofia
Guest
Mar 20, 2023
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Khatib
Guest
Mar 1, 2023
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Hashim
Guest
Feb 9, 2023
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Feb 8, 2023
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Mustafa
Guest
Jan 22, 2023
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Kazija
Guest
Jan 14, 2023
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jan 7, 2023
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jan 1, 2023
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Dec 28, 2022
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Dec 27, 2022
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Jabir
Guest
Dec 20, 2022
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Dec 18, 2022
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Jafari
Guest
Dec 12, 2022
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Dec 9, 2022
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
