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Grace Mushi
Guest
Nov 1, 2023
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Oct 30, 2023
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Sultan
Guest
Oct 29, 2023
😂 This is a keeper!
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Oct 24, 2023
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Salum
Guest
Oct 21, 2023
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Oct 21, 2023
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Oct 20, 2023
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Oct 17, 2023
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Sep 30, 2023
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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John Mushi
Guest
Sep 26, 2023
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Baridi
Guest
Sep 22, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Sep 14, 2023
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Sep 12, 2023
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Sep 11, 2023
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Sep 10, 2023
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Sep 1, 2023
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Sep 1, 2023
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Aug 31, 2023
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Wande
Guest
Aug 23, 2023
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Aug 16, 2023
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Aug 3, 2023
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jul 21, 2023
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Warda
Guest
Jul 21, 2023
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jul 12, 2023
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jul 2, 2023
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jun 27, 2023
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jun 26, 2023
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Rabia
Guest
Jun 11, 2023
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jun 9, 2023
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Fadhili
Guest
Jun 2, 2023
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Apr 15, 2023
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Apr 1, 2023
🤣 This one got me good!
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Apr 1, 2023
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Abubakar
Guest
Mar 27, 2023
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Kazija
Guest
Mar 22, 2023
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Husna
Guest
Mar 18, 2023
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Halima
Guest
Mar 17, 2023
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Khalifa
Guest
Mar 11, 2023
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Khalifa
Guest
Mar 6, 2023
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Mar 3, 2023
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Feb 22, 2023
😁 This just made my day!
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Feb 17, 2023
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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David Ochieng
Guest
Feb 15, 2023
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Zulekha
Guest
Jan 23, 2023
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Chiku
Guest
Jan 6, 2023
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Mchuma
Guest
Jan 4, 2023
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Hashim
Guest
Dec 30, 2022
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Dec 24, 2022
😂 This is too funny!
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Dec 23, 2022
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Dec 23, 2022
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Dec 17, 2022
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Mchuma
Guest
Dec 17, 2022
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Dec 13, 2022
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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David Nyerere
Guest
Dec 3, 2022
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Nov 22, 2022
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Chiku
Guest
Nov 18, 2022
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Rashid
Guest
Nov 17, 2022
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Nov 11, 2022
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
