What is a top’s favorite ride at the amusement park?

Mwajuma (Guest) on September 20, 2023

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on September 14, 2023

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Azima (Guest) on September 6, 2023

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on September 5, 2023

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

John Mushi (Guest) on September 2, 2023

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on August 26, 2023

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on August 25, 2023

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Mwajabu (Guest) on August 5, 2023

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Francis Njeru (Guest) on August 3, 2023

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Mwanaidha (Guest) on August 3, 2023

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on July 29, 2023

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on July 25, 2023

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on July 10, 2023

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Sofia (Guest) on July 10, 2023

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Sekela (Guest) on July 1, 2023

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on June 20, 2023

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on June 16, 2023

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Jabir (Guest) on June 14, 2023

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Kazija (Guest) on June 11, 2023

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Violet Mumo (Guest) on May 27, 2023

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Ann Wambui (Guest) on May 25, 2023

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Sofia (Guest) on May 12, 2023

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

George Mallya (Guest) on April 28, 2023

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on April 27, 2023

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 23, 2023

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Shamim (Guest) on April 22, 2023

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Abubakari (Guest) on April 19, 2023

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Amina (Guest) on April 14, 2023

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Biashara (Guest) on April 14, 2023

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on April 3, 2023

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on March 30, 2023

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

John Malisa (Guest) on March 27, 2023

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Mjaka (Guest) on March 26, 2023

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on March 24, 2023

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on March 17, 2023

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Salum (Guest) on March 16, 2023

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on March 12, 2023

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Latifa (Guest) on March 6, 2023

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on March 3, 2023

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Mwanajuma (Guest) on February 25, 2023

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Faiza (Guest) on February 16, 2023

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on January 3, 2023

😂 This joke just made my day!

Ann Awino (Guest) on December 25, 2022

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on December 22, 2022

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on December 19, 2022

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Ann Awino (Guest) on December 17, 2022

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Josephine (Guest) on December 10, 2022

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Wande (Guest) on December 9, 2022

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Ann Wambui (Guest) on December 5, 2022

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 4, 2022

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on December 3, 2022

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Mwanais (Guest) on November 18, 2022

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Zainab (Guest) on November 16, 2022

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on November 13, 2022

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Mary Kidata (Guest) on November 13, 2022

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Charles Mchome (Guest) on November 8, 2022

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Hassan (Guest) on October 29, 2022

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on October 27, 2022

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 22, 2022

😄 You got me!

Henry Mollel (Guest) on October 16, 2022

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖