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Sofia
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Nov 17, 2023
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canβt fit them in their trunks! ππ±
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Susan Wangari
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Nov 11, 2023
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ππ€
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Lydia Mutheu
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Nov 9, 2023
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereβs my tractor? ππ€·ββοΈ
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Janet Mbithe
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Nov 5, 2023
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iβm gaining weight. ππ
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Ibrahim
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Nov 3, 2023
Itβs okay if you donβt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ππ
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Josephine Nduta
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Nov 2, 2023
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
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Benjamin Masanja
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Oct 19, 2023
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. π’β³
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Mwinyi
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Oct 18, 2023
Iβm not late. Iβm just early for tomorrow. β°π
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Violet Mumo
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Oct 10, 2023
Coffee: because adulting is hard. π©β
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Anthony Kariuki
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Oct 10, 2023
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iβm talking to myself non-stop. π£οΈπ
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Sumaya
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Oct 9, 2023
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! π€£
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Mwinyi
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Oct 3, 2023
I could give up chocolate, but Iβm not a quitter. π«πͺ
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Saidi
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Oct 2, 2023
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. π‘π
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Tabu
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Sep 30, 2023
Why couldnβt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ππ
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Victor Mwalimu
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Sep 22, 2023
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ππ
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Lucy Mushi
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Sep 13, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ππ·
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Tabitha Okumu
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Sep 12, 2023
I donβt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iβm just glad itβs not a shot glass. π₯πΉ
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Mwanahawa
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Aug 30, 2023
I can resist anything except temptation. ππ
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Rahim
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Jul 28, 2023
Iβm not procrastinating, Iβm just on a procrastination break. β³π
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Joseph Njoroge
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Jul 6, 2023
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donβt like bills! π¦π΅
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Faiza
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Jul 2, 2023
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ππ΄
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Mercy Atieno
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Jul 1, 2023
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ππ
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Yusuf
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Jun 27, 2023
Whatβs a pigβs favorite karate move? The pork chop! π·π₯
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Grace Wairimu
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Jun 14, 2023
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
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Shani
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Jun 12, 2023
Donβt make me adult today. π¬π§Έ
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Benjamin Masanja
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Jun 8, 2023
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! π₯π
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Peter Tibaijuka
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Jun 7, 2023
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬
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Leila
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Jun 3, 2023
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬
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Victor Kamau
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May 23, 2023
Why donβt you write with a broken pencil? Because itβs pointless! βοΈπ
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Aziza
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May 22, 2023
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
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Edith Cherotich
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May 21, 2023
π Canβt wait to share this!
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John Malisa
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May 11, 2023
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. π¦ΈββοΈπ
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Alex Nyamweya
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May 2, 2023
I hate when Iβm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€πΆ
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Christopher Oloo
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May 1, 2023
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ€¨
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Ramadhan
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Apr 29, 2023
I'd agree with you, but then weβd both be wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
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Rose Amukowa
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Apr 26, 2023
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. π₯π°οΈ
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Mary Mrope
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Apr 20, 2023
Iβm on a whiskey diet. Iβve lost three days already. π₯π
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Joseph Kiwanga
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Apr 20, 2023
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. π©π
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Umi
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Apr 19, 2023
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. π
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Habiba
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Apr 18, 2023
Iβve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. π§ββοΈπ
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Andrew Mchome
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Apr 18, 2023
π So funny!
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Grace Wairimu
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Apr 8, 2023
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ππ¦
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Thomas Mtaki
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Mar 24, 2023
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
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Josephine
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Mar 24, 2023
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! π¦π½οΈ
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Alice Wanjiru
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Mar 23, 2023
π€£ Pure genius!
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Maida
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Mar 18, 2023
I run like the winded. πββοΈπ¨
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Aziza
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Mar 15, 2023
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ππ
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Amir
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Mar 12, 2023
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donβt have chairs! ππ₯
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Raha
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Mar 8, 2023
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donβt work! ππ
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Alex Nakitare
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Feb 27, 2023
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! π§Έπ°
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Margaret Anyango
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Feb 13, 2023
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. ππ¬
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Janet Mbithe
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Feb 11, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! π¦πΏ
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George Ndungu
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Feb 6, 2023
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! π€π
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David Ochieng
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Feb 2, 2023
I hate when Iβm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
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Khamis
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Jan 18, 2023
π Perfect joke!
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Janet Sumari
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Jan 15, 2023
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ππ¨βπΌ
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Isaac Kiptoo
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Jan 11, 2023
Why donβt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ππ
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Mwanais
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Jan 3, 2023
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
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Jackson Makori
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Jan 2, 2023
Whatβs a catβs favorite color? Purr-ple! π±π
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Miriam Mchome
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Dec 31, 2022
This is the kind of joke you donβt forget! π
