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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Sep 8, 2023
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Aug 27, 2023
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Abdillah
Guest
Aug 7, 2023
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jul 24, 2023
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Latifa
Guest
Jul 11, 2023
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jul 9, 2023
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jul 9, 2023
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Neema
Guest
Jul 8, 2023
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jun 28, 2023
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Nuru
Guest
Jun 22, 2023
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Rahma
Guest
Jun 13, 2023
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jun 9, 2023
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Zawadi
Guest
Jun 8, 2023
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jun 5, 2023
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jun 4, 2023
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Jaffar
Guest
May 31, 2023
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Peter Otieno
Guest
May 28, 2023
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Safiya
Guest
May 20, 2023
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
May 18, 2023
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Habiba
Guest
May 18, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Mustafa
Guest
May 18, 2023
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
May 12, 2023
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Habiba
Guest
May 9, 2023
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Jaffar
Guest
May 4, 2023
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
May 3, 2023
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Apr 30, 2023
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Safiya
Guest
Apr 25, 2023
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Josephine
Guest
Apr 18, 2023
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Apr 12, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Ann Awino
Guest
Apr 8, 2023
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Mar 29, 2023
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Robert Okello
Guest
Mar 25, 2023
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Mar 20, 2023
🤣 Sending this now!
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Mar 7, 2023
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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James Kawawa
Guest
Mar 1, 2023
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Feb 21, 2023
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Feb 5, 2023
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Feb 1, 2023
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Jan 26, 2023
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jan 18, 2023
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Ndoto
Guest
Dec 31, 2022
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Dec 30, 2022
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Maneno
Guest
Dec 27, 2022
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Mzee
Guest
Dec 25, 2022
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Mchuma
Guest
Dec 18, 2022
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Zainab
Guest
Dec 13, 2022
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Dec 9, 2022
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Hassan
Guest
Nov 21, 2022
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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John Lissu
Guest
Nov 11, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Nov 6, 2022
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Shamsa
Guest
Oct 16, 2022
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Oct 6, 2022
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Omari
Guest
Sep 27, 2022
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Binti
Guest
Sep 25, 2022
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Sep 19, 2022
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Sep 8, 2022
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Aug 24, 2022
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 29, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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John Mushi
Guest
Jul 23, 2022
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
