Q: What do you call a worm with no teeth? A: A gummy worm! 🐛😄
Explanation: This answer plays with the pun between a "gummy worm" (a type of chewy candy) and a worm without teeth. Normally, worms don't have teeth, but in this case, we imagine a worm that's literally made out of gummy candy. It's a whimsical and light-hearted response that combines the concept of a toothless worm with a tasty treat, leaving us with a smile on our faces.
Umi (Guest) on September 13, 2023
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
Francis Mrope (Guest) on September 2, 2023
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on August 29, 2023
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Jaffar (Guest) on August 23, 2023
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on August 13, 2023
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on August 6, 2023
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 5, 2023
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
James Kawawa (Guest) on August 4, 2023
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on August 3, 2023
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Nashon (Guest) on August 2, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Mary Mrope (Guest) on August 2, 2023
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Michael Mboya (Guest) on July 28, 2023
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on July 27, 2023
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Shabani (Guest) on July 26, 2023
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on July 23, 2023
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Zawadi (Guest) on July 19, 2023
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Baridi (Guest) on July 19, 2023
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
David Chacha (Guest) on July 13, 2023
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
Francis Mrope (Guest) on July 10, 2023
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Maulid (Guest) on July 6, 2023
😂 So funny!
Khamis (Guest) on June 30, 2023
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 29, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
Jackson Makori (Guest) on June 23, 2023
😂 This joke just made my day!
Mchuma (Guest) on June 6, 2023
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on May 30, 2023
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
John Malisa (Guest) on May 25, 2023
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 22, 2023
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
John Mushi (Guest) on May 21, 2023
🤣 Sending this now!
Asha (Guest) on May 20, 2023
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 20, 2023
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on May 17, 2023
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
Yusuf (Guest) on May 12, 2023
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on May 11, 2023
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Jamila (Guest) on May 5, 2023
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Salima (Guest) on April 30, 2023
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on April 18, 2023
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Patrick Akech (Guest) on April 17, 2023
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Rukia (Guest) on April 17, 2023
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 15, 2023
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Charles Wafula (Guest) on April 10, 2023
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on April 7, 2023
🤣 Pure genius!
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 5, 2023
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on March 28, 2023
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on March 22, 2023
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Omar (Guest) on March 21, 2023
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on March 16, 2023
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 12, 2023
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
Henry Mollel (Guest) on March 3, 2023
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 23, 2023
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on February 20, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
George Mallya (Guest) on February 11, 2023
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
John Mwangi (Guest) on February 8, 2023
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
Chiku (Guest) on February 7, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
John Lissu (Guest) on February 7, 2023
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
Selemani (Guest) on January 30, 2023
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Saidi (Guest) on January 29, 2023
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Sarafina (Guest) on January 19, 2023
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Tabu (Guest) on January 13, 2023
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on January 3, 2023
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on December 30, 2022
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!