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Zawadi
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Oct 12, 2023
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Oct 3, 2023
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Esther Nyambura
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Sep 15, 2023
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Faiza
Guest
Sep 8, 2023
😁 This is gold!
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Yusra
Guest
Aug 31, 2023
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Aug 30, 2023
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Aug 24, 2023
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Faiza
Guest
Aug 21, 2023
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Raha
Guest
Aug 17, 2023
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Aug 2, 2023
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Amir
Guest
Jul 28, 2023
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jul 28, 2023
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jul 25, 2023
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Hashim
Guest
Jul 19, 2023
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Sultan
Guest
Jun 27, 2023
😄 Perfect joke!
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jun 17, 2023
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jun 10, 2023
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Zawadi
Guest
Jun 10, 2023
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jun 7, 2023
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jun 2, 2023
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jun 1, 2023
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jun 1, 2023
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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James Mduma
Guest
May 29, 2023
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Omari
Guest
Apr 26, 2023
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Victor Malima
Guest
Apr 26, 2023
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Apr 24, 2023
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Tambwe
Guest
Mar 26, 2023
😆 Saving this one!
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Fikiri
Guest
Mar 21, 2023
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Faiza
Guest
Mar 19, 2023
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Fadhili
Guest
Mar 16, 2023
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Hamida
Guest
Mar 1, 2023
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Rahma
Guest
Feb 20, 2023
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Halima
Guest
Feb 17, 2023
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Arifa
Guest
Jan 26, 2023
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Nashon
Guest
Jan 26, 2023
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jan 19, 2023
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jan 18, 2023
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Latifa
Guest
Jan 16, 2023
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Rukia
Guest
Jan 16, 2023
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Fadhila
Guest
Jan 13, 2023
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Abubakar
Guest
Jan 7, 2023
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Dec 29, 2022
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Dec 20, 2022
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Dec 11, 2022
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Dec 10, 2022
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Dec 7, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Chiku
Guest
Nov 29, 2022
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Nov 26, 2022
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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John Kamande
Guest
Nov 25, 2022
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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John Kamande
Guest
Nov 17, 2022
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Nov 14, 2022
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Nov 11, 2022
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Nov 4, 2022
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Samuel Were
Guest
Oct 28, 2022
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Oct 25, 2022
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Mwachumu
Guest
Oct 19, 2022
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Nyota
Guest
Oct 18, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Oct 9, 2022
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Oct 1, 2022
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
