Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A: A stick! π³π«π
Explanation: You see, a boomerang is known for its unique ability to return to the person who threw it. But if it doesn't come back, well, it's just a plain old stick! No fancy aerodynamics or magical powers. Just a simple stick that you can use for other things, like playing fetch with a dog or pretending to be a wizard with a wand. So, next time you encounter a boomerang that refuses to come back, just remember, it's just a stick keeping its distance from the boomerang club! ππͺπͺοΈ
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I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. π°π
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Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ππ
Faiza (Guest) on September 8, 2023
π This is gold!
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π Mood instantly lifted!
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Iβm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. π¦π
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on August 24, 2023
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! π§Έπ°
Faiza (Guest) on August 21, 2023
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Raha (Guest) on August 17, 2023
Whatβs a frogβs favorite candy? Lollihops! πΈπ
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on August 2, 2023
Wow, this joke is a total winner! π
Amir (Guest) on July 28, 2023
I dusted once. It came back. Iβm not falling for that again. π§Ήπ
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on July 28, 2023
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! π€§π
Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 25, 2023
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! π¦π©
Hashim (Guest) on July 19, 2023
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iβm not dead. ποΈπ
Sultan (Guest) on June 27, 2023
π Perfect joke!
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on June 17, 2023
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Frank Sokoine (Guest) on June 10, 2023
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ππ€£
Zawadi (Guest) on June 10, 2023
This joke deserves an award! π
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 7, 2023
Iβm still cracking up, that was brilliant! π€£
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 2, 2023
If you canβt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ππ€―
Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 1, 2023
Whoever said money canβt buy happiness didnβt know where to shop. π΅ποΈ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on June 1, 2023
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ΅
James Mduma (Guest) on May 29, 2023
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! π¦π
Raha (Guest) on May 8, 2023
Why donβt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ππ―ββοΈ
Omari (Guest) on April 26, 2023
I had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Victor Malima (Guest) on April 26, 2023
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ποΈπ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on April 24, 2023
Iβd rather be someoneβs shot of whiskey than everyoneβs cup of tea. π₯β
Tambwe (Guest) on March 26, 2023
π Saving this one!
Fikiri (Guest) on March 21, 2023
This joke is a keeper for sure! π
Faiza (Guest) on March 19, 2023
Why canβt you trust stairs? Because theyβre always up to something! ππ€
Fadhili (Guest) on March 16, 2023
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iβm talking to myself non-stop. π£οΈπ
Hamida (Guest) on March 1, 2023
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! π»π
Rahma (Guest) on February 20, 2023
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! πβΈοΈ
Halima (Guest) on February 17, 2023
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ππ΄
Arifa (Guest) on January 26, 2023
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. ππ
Nashon (Guest) on January 26, 2023
π Added to my favorites!
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on January 19, 2023
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! πͺπ₯
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on January 18, 2023
Iβm not late. Iβm just early for tomorrow. β°π
Latifa (Guest) on January 16, 2023
Whatβs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! π£πΊ
Rukia (Guest) on January 16, 2023
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. π₯π©
Fadhila (Guest) on January 13, 2023
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ππ
Abubakar (Guest) on January 7, 2023
I think my guardian angel drinks. ππ·
Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 29, 2022
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ππΌ
Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 20, 2022
π I had to share this with everyone!
Janet Wambura (Guest) on December 11, 2022
Iβm on a 24-hour coffee break. ββ³
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on December 10, 2022
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donβt work! ππ
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on December 7, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ππ¦ΈββοΈ
Chiku (Guest) on November 29, 2022
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Carol Nyakio (Guest) on November 26, 2022
Iβve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ποΈββοΈπΆ
John Kamande (Guest) on November 25, 2022
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyβre always stuffed! π§Έπ½οΈ
John Kamande (Guest) on November 17, 2022
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! β½π§
Michael Onyango (Guest) on November 14, 2022
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. πΈποΈ
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 11, 2022
π€£ This joke is too good!
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on November 4, 2022
π Iβm still chuckling at this!
Samuel Were (Guest) on October 28, 2022
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ππ΅οΈββοΈ
Anna Sumari (Guest) on October 25, 2022
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ππ΄
Mwachumu (Guest) on October 19, 2022
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. π§ββοΈπ
Nyota (Guest) on October 18, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππ
Nora Kidata (Guest) on October 9, 2022
This joke was on point! Love it! π―
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 1, 2022
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! π€£