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Jane Malecela
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Nov 3, 2023
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Oct 26, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Oct 23, 2023
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Saidi
Guest
Oct 18, 2023
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Oct 17, 2023
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Azima
Guest
Oct 15, 2023
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Abdillah
Guest
Oct 11, 2023
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Frank Macha
Guest
Oct 6, 2023
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Oct 4, 2023
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Oct 4, 2023
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Oct 1, 2023
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Sep 29, 2023
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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David Chacha
Guest
Sep 25, 2023
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Sep 20, 2023
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Sep 16, 2023
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Aug 26, 2023
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Daudi
Guest
Aug 21, 2023
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Aug 10, 2023
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Aug 8, 2023
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Khamis
Guest
Aug 6, 2023
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Mariam
Guest
Aug 1, 2023
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Fatuma
Guest
Jul 24, 2023
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Azima
Guest
Jul 20, 2023
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Faiza
Guest
Jul 16, 2023
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Zubeida
Guest
Jul 9, 2023
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jul 6, 2023
😅 I needed that!
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jul 3, 2023
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Fatuma
Guest
Jun 24, 2023
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jun 11, 2023
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jun 3, 2023
😄 What a joke!
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Victor Kamau
Guest
May 19, 2023
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Mwanaidi
Guest
May 17, 2023
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
May 15, 2023
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
May 13, 2023
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Zubeida
Guest
May 9, 2023
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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James Kimani
Guest
May 8, 2023
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Baridi
Guest
May 7, 2023
😂 This is a keeper!
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Apr 30, 2023
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Apr 14, 2023
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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George Ndungu
Guest
Apr 13, 2023
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Apr 8, 2023
😄 You got me!
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Apr 4, 2023
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Apr 3, 2023
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Mar 26, 2023
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Mar 14, 2023
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Fikiri
Guest
Mar 12, 2023
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Feb 20, 2023
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Feb 9, 2023
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Feb 7, 2023
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Mashaka
Guest
Feb 6, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Binti
Guest
Feb 6, 2023
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jan 31, 2023
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jan 1, 2023
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Dec 28, 2022
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Rahma
Guest
Dec 9, 2022
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Sultan
Guest
Dec 7, 2022
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Dec 6, 2022
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Dec 3, 2022
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
