Sumaya (Guest) on October 31, 2023

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 30, 2023

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on October 28, 2023

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

John Mushi (Guest) on October 21, 2023

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Salima (Guest) on October 20, 2023

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

John Mushi (Guest) on October 19, 2023

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Charles Mchome (Guest) on October 15, 2023

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Shabani (Guest) on October 8, 2023

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Rubea (Guest) on October 7, 2023

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Rose Waithera (Guest) on September 27, 2023

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Ali (Guest) on September 10, 2023

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on September 9, 2023

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on September 4, 2023

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Jamila (Guest) on September 2, 2023

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Majid (Guest) on August 29, 2023

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on August 26, 2023

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Grace Minja (Guest) on August 23, 2023

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 17, 2023

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on August 16, 2023

😄 You got me good!

Kiza (Guest) on August 15, 2023

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Frank Macha (Guest) on August 15, 2023

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Paul Kamau (Guest) on August 11, 2023

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on August 6, 2023

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 31, 2023

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Sharifa (Guest) on July 31, 2023

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Binti (Guest) on July 18, 2023

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Fikiri (Guest) on July 15, 2023

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on July 12, 2023

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Mary Kidata (Guest) on July 10, 2023

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Ann Wambui (Guest) on June 30, 2023

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 21, 2023

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 18, 2023

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Leila (Guest) on June 1, 2023

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on May 25, 2023

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Kahina (Guest) on May 18, 2023

😂 Sharing right away!

Samuel Were (Guest) on May 17, 2023

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 6, 2023

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

James Mduma (Guest) on May 3, 2023

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Mary Mrope (Guest) on April 25, 2023

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Victor Kimario (Guest) on April 19, 2023

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Hashim (Guest) on April 19, 2023

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Saidi (Guest) on March 30, 2023

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Abdullah (Guest) on March 27, 2023

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Jafari (Guest) on March 24, 2023

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 23, 2023

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on March 21, 2023

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Warda (Guest) on March 11, 2023

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on March 9, 2023

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Abdillah (Guest) on March 5, 2023

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Kahina (Guest) on February 24, 2023

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Maulid (Guest) on February 11, 2023

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Saidi (Guest) on February 6, 2023

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Khatib (Guest) on February 5, 2023

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Henry Mollel (Guest) on January 28, 2023

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 26, 2023

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Mohamed (Guest) on January 26, 2023

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Jamila (Guest) on January 23, 2023

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 21, 2023

😁 Added to my favorites!

John Kamande (Guest) on January 15, 2023

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Samuel Were (Guest) on January 10, 2023

🤣 This joke is too good!