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1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine

Why did the chicken go to jail?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com

Short Answer: Because it was caught for "fowl" play! 🐔🦆👮‍♂️⛓️

Explanation: The chicken went to jail because it was involved in some "fowl" play, meaning it did something mischievous or against the law. Imagine a chicken wearing a tiny prisoner outfit, being escorted by a duck police officer and locked up with tiny chicken-sized handcuffs! It's all in good fun and just a silly way to imagine animals getting into trouble. 🐓😄🚓

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👥 James Kawawa Guest Feb 14, 2015

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

👥 Farida Guest Feb 12, 2015

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

👥 Wilson Ombati Guest Feb 2, 2015

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

👥 David Kawawa Guest Jan 31, 2015

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

👥 Joy Wacera Guest Jan 29, 2015

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

👥 Hamida Guest Jan 29, 2015

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

👥 Faiza Guest Jan 28, 2015

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

👥 David Ochieng Guest Jan 23, 2015

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

👥 Grace Wairimu Guest Jan 18, 2015

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

👥 Nyota Guest Jan 16, 2015

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

👥 Anna Sumari Guest Jan 6, 2015

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

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