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1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine

Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com

The monster asked the 🧛‍♂️Dracula🧛‍♂️ to kiss his boo-boos after he fell! 😂🧛‍♂️

Explanation: When the monster fell and hurt himself, he knew that only a magical creature like Dracula could possess the healing powers to kiss away his boo-boos. After all, Dracula is known for his ability to turn into a bat and fly around, so surely he could use his supernatural skills for some tender monster first aid! 😄🦇

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