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1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine

What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com

Q: What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything? 🐘

A: The elephant's ego! 🙌

Explanation: The answer plays on the idea that an elephant's ego, or sense of self-importance, can be even bigger than its physical size. By using the emoji 🙌, it adds a playful touch and emphasizes the humor of the answer.

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👥 Benjamin Masanja Guest Mar 25, 2015

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

👥 Raphael Okoth Guest Mar 16, 2015

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

👥 Stephen Mushi Guest Mar 15, 2015

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

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I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

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What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

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Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

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I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

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