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1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine

What has an eye, but cannot see?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com

Answer: A needle! 🧵

Explanation: A needle is the perfect answer to this riddle because it has an "eye" at the top which is used to thread it, but since it's an inanimate object, it cannot actually see anything. It's funny to think that something with an "eye" is blind and oblivious to its surroundings! 😄👀

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👥 Rose Lowassa Guest Mar 15, 2015

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

👥 George Ndungu Guest Mar 12, 2015

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

👥 Josephine Guest Mar 9, 2015

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

👥 Salma Guest Feb 24, 2015

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

👥 Fatuma Guest Feb 20, 2015

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

👥 Josephine Nekesa Guest Feb 2, 2015

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

👥 Warda Guest Jan 24, 2015

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

👥 Mwafirika Guest Jan 23, 2015

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

👥 David Chacha Guest Jan 15, 2015

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

👥 Yusuf Guest Jan 12, 2015

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

👥 Nora Kidata Guest Jan 1, 2015

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

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