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Francis Njeru
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May 13, 2016
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Agnes Lowassa
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May 8, 2016
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Majid
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May 8, 2016
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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George Ndungu
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May 8, 2016
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Mwanaidha
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May 6, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Joy Wacera
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Apr 16, 2016
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Mgeni
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Apr 16, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Apr 16, 2016
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Khadija
Guest
Apr 14, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Apr 14, 2016
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Apr 12, 2016
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Apr 7, 2016
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Yahya
Guest
Apr 5, 2016
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Rahim
Guest
Mar 31, 2016
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Tabu
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Mar 22, 2016
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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David Sokoine
Guest
Mar 12, 2016
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Rehema
Guest
Feb 28, 2016
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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George Ndungu
Guest
Feb 23, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Feb 15, 2016
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Lydia Wanyama
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Feb 6, 2016
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Janet Mbithe
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Jan 29, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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John Malisa
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Jan 27, 2016
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jan 24, 2016
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Peter Otieno
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Jan 22, 2016
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jan 18, 2016
😂 Sharing right away!
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Mchawi
Guest
Jan 15, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Stephen Kangethe
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Jan 14, 2016
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Fadhili
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Dec 29, 2015
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Robert Ndunguru
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Dec 28, 2015
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Peter Tibaijuka
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Dec 16, 2015
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Shamsa
Guest
Dec 11, 2015
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Mariam
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Nov 27, 2015
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Kahina
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Nov 5, 2015
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Mariam
Guest
Nov 2, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Muslima
Guest
Oct 30, 2015
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Nassar
Guest
Oct 30, 2015
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Paul Ndomba
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Oct 6, 2015
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Mwanaidha
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Oct 6, 2015
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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John Kamande
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Sep 23, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Jane Muthui
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Sep 9, 2015
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Mwanaidha
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Sep 8, 2015
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Ruth Wanjiku
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Aug 23, 2015
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Henry Sokoine
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Aug 18, 2015
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Shani
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Aug 18, 2015
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Aug 14, 2015
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Salum
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Jul 29, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Janet Mwikali
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Jul 22, 2015
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Richard Mulwa
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Jul 13, 2015
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Mary Kendi
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Jul 11, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Samson Mahiga
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Jun 23, 2015
😆 Saving this one!
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Joyce Nkya
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Jun 19, 2015
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Mchawi
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May 31, 2015
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Shamim
Guest
May 29, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Jane Muthoni
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May 17, 2015
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Alice Mwikali
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May 1, 2015
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Omar
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Apr 24, 2015
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Rukia
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Apr 17, 2015
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
