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Joseph Kitine
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Dec 22, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Dec 9, 2015
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Salma
Guest
Dec 5, 2015
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Binti
Guest
Dec 3, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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David Sokoine
Guest
Dec 2, 2015
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Shamsa
Guest
Dec 2, 2015
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Nov 16, 2015
😅 I’m still laughing!
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James Mduma
Guest
Nov 12, 2015
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Maida
Guest
Nov 5, 2015
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Salima
Guest
Oct 28, 2015
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Amani
Guest
Oct 27, 2015
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Oct 15, 2015
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Oct 14, 2015
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Fikiri
Guest
Oct 7, 2015
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Oct 3, 2015
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Oct 1, 2015
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Sep 28, 2015
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Faiza
Guest
Sep 27, 2015
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Sep 19, 2015
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Sep 15, 2015
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Mwachumu
Guest
Sep 7, 2015
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Ndoto
Guest
Sep 3, 2015
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Halimah
Guest
Sep 2, 2015
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Aug 31, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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James Kawawa
Guest
Aug 31, 2015
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Nchi
Guest
Aug 28, 2015
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Hekima
Guest
Aug 22, 2015
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Zakia
Guest
Aug 19, 2015
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Aug 18, 2015
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Fikiri
Guest
Aug 13, 2015
😂 Gotta save this!
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Abubakari
Guest
Aug 11, 2015
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Yahya
Guest
Aug 9, 2015
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Mwajabu
Guest
Aug 3, 2015
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Jaffar
Guest
Jul 26, 2015
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jul 23, 2015
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jun 27, 2015
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Fikiri
Guest
Jun 25, 2015
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jun 16, 2015
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jun 12, 2015
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jun 8, 2015
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Sofia
Guest
May 30, 2015
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Nancy Komba
Guest
May 24, 2015
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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David Chacha
Guest
May 13, 2015
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
May 12, 2015
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Arifa
Guest
May 7, 2015
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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David Chacha
Guest
May 1, 2015
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Samuel Were
Guest
Apr 19, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Apr 18, 2015
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Rahma
Guest
Apr 17, 2015
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Muslima
Guest
Mar 23, 2015
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Wande
Guest
Mar 21, 2015
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Jamal
Guest
Mar 14, 2015
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Ramadhan
Guest
Mar 12, 2015
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Mar 9, 2015
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Mar 9, 2015
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Mwakisu
Guest
Mar 8, 2015
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Rehema
Guest
Feb 26, 2015
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Feb 24, 2015
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Nassar
Guest
Feb 12, 2015
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
