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Anna Malela
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Feb 29, 2016
😂 I’m dying!
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Feb 27, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Salum
Guest
Feb 26, 2016
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Warda
Guest
Feb 8, 2016
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Biashara
Guest
Feb 2, 2016
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Feb 2, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jan 28, 2016
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jan 26, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jan 24, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jan 21, 2016
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Baridi
Guest
Jan 10, 2016
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jan 4, 2016
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Rahim
Guest
Jan 1, 2016
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 19, 2015
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Mwajuma
Guest
Dec 19, 2015
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Nov 29, 2015
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Mwalimu
Guest
Nov 28, 2015
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Nov 5, 2015
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Rehema
Guest
Nov 2, 2015
😄 You got me good!
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Sharifa
Guest
Oct 28, 2015
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Oct 26, 2015
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Maulid
Guest
Oct 23, 2015
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Mwachumu
Guest
Oct 18, 2015
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Ndoto
Guest
Oct 7, 2015
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Oct 1, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Sep 28, 2015
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Sep 24, 2015
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Sep 12, 2015
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Sep 1, 2015
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Khatib
Guest
Aug 31, 2015
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Aug 20, 2015
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Aug 7, 2015
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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John Mwangi
Guest
Aug 3, 2015
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Aug 3, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jul 22, 2015
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 22, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Jafari
Guest
Jul 17, 2015
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jul 4, 2015
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jun 28, 2015
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jun 17, 2015
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Shabani
Guest
Jun 6, 2015
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jun 3, 2015
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jun 1, 2015
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Irene Makena
Guest
May 30, 2015
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
May 27, 2015
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Rehema
Guest
May 25, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Zainab
Guest
May 15, 2015
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Moses Mwita
Guest
May 14, 2015
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
May 6, 2015
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
May 3, 2015
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Apr 29, 2015
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Zakaria
Guest
Apr 28, 2015
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Grace Minja
Guest
Apr 26, 2015
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Apr 26, 2015
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Mwafirika
Guest
Apr 23, 2015
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Apr 20, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Apr 18, 2015
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Apr 12, 2015
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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John Kamande
Guest
Mar 26, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Mar 21, 2015
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
