Short Answer: To show the chickens it could do it with style! ๐๐ฆ๐
Explanation: The elephant crossed the road to impress the chickens and prove that it's not just a giant creature, but also a master of finesse. It wanted to demonstrate its ability to navigate the road gracefully, leaving the chickens in awe of its remarkable skills. After all, who would have expected an elephant to cross the road so elegantly? ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Baraka (Guest) on March 7, 2016
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 28, 2016
๐ Still cracking up!
Alice Mrema (Guest) on February 25, 2016
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
Samuel Were (Guest) on February 24, 2016
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on February 11, 2016
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on February 9, 2016
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on January 29, 2016
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 18, 2016
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
George Ndungu (Guest) on January 13, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 6, 2016
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
Fadhila (Guest) on December 27, 2015
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Umi (Guest) on December 26, 2015
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
Mohamed (Guest) on December 21, 2015
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
Chris Okello (Guest) on December 16, 2015
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 10, 2015
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
Sharifa (Guest) on December 5, 2015
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on November 21, 2015
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
Nassar (Guest) on November 20, 2015
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
Leila (Guest) on November 4, 2015
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 30, 2015
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on October 25, 2015
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on October 22, 2015
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on October 21, 2015
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on October 10, 2015
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on October 4, 2015
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
Amir (Guest) on September 29, 2015
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
Charles Wafula (Guest) on September 25, 2015
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on September 16, 2015
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
Jaffar (Guest) on September 5, 2015
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
Nasra (Guest) on September 1, 2015
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
Selemani (Guest) on August 24, 2015
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
Diana Mallya (Guest) on August 23, 2015
๐ Added to my favorites!
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on August 22, 2015
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
James Kimani (Guest) on August 21, 2015
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 10, 2015
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Moses Mwita (Guest) on August 5, 2015
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 4, 2015
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on August 2, 2015
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
Safiya (Guest) on July 26, 2015
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Chiku (Guest) on July 12, 2015
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
Maimuna (Guest) on July 7, 2015
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on July 1, 2015
๐ I need to save this one forever!
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on June 29, 2015
๐ Sharing right away!
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on June 28, 2015
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 19, 2015
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช
Irene Akoth (Guest) on June 14, 2015
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
Neema (Guest) on June 14, 2015
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
Nahida (Guest) on June 5, 2015
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
Rahma (Guest) on June 4, 2015
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on May 26, 2015
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
Monica Lissu (Guest) on May 23, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Ahmed (Guest) on May 10, 2015
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 5, 2015
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
Charles Mchome (Guest) on May 1, 2015
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
Grace Mushi (Guest) on April 23, 2015
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Janet Wambura (Guest) on April 20, 2015
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
Robert Okello (Guest) on April 16, 2015
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
John Kamande (Guest) on April 13, 2015
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on April 12, 2015
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
Nora Kidata (Guest) on April 12, 2015
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐