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Benjamin Kibicho
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Feb 20, 2016
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Mchuma
Guest
Feb 17, 2016
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Feb 4, 2016
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Zakaria
Guest
Jan 27, 2016
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jan 25, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jan 24, 2016
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jan 16, 2016
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jan 7, 2016
😁 This is gold!
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Kahina
Guest
Dec 29, 2015
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Mohamed
Guest
Dec 26, 2015
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Jamila
Guest
Dec 26, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Dec 14, 2015
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Kassim
Guest
Dec 11, 2015
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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George Ndungu
Guest
Dec 11, 2015
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Dec 8, 2015
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Ahmed
Guest
Nov 17, 2015
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Khadija
Guest
Nov 14, 2015
😆 This one really got me!
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Mwajuma
Guest
Oct 30, 2015
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Oct 30, 2015
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Sharifa
Guest
Oct 17, 2015
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Nasra
Guest
Oct 9, 2015
😂 This is a keeper!
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Oct 4, 2015
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Kazija
Guest
Sep 21, 2015
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Sep 13, 2015
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Sep 12, 2015
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Sep 7, 2015
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Furaha
Guest
Sep 3, 2015
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Aug 31, 2015
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Aug 25, 2015
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Juma
Guest
Aug 17, 2015
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Abdillah
Guest
Jul 26, 2015
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jul 13, 2015
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jul 13, 2015
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Omari
Guest
Jul 12, 2015
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jun 30, 2015
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Maneno
Guest
Jun 29, 2015
😆 Still cracking up!
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jun 26, 2015
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Raha
Guest
Jun 25, 2015
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jun 8, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Mjaka
Guest
Jun 4, 2015
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Mwanaidi
Guest
May 29, 2015
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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John Kamande
Guest
May 21, 2015
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
May 2, 2015
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Husna
Guest
Apr 28, 2015
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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David Nyerere
Guest
Apr 26, 2015
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Bahati
Guest
Apr 24, 2015
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Nassor
Guest
Apr 20, 2015
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Apr 13, 2015
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Fatuma
Guest
Apr 12, 2015
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Apr 8, 2015
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Apr 2, 2015
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Hashim
Guest
Apr 1, 2015
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Apr 1, 2015
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Mar 14, 2015
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Khatib
Guest
Mar 5, 2015
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Khatib
Guest
Mar 3, 2015
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Feb 26, 2015
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Arifa
Guest
Feb 21, 2015
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Feb 19, 2015
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
