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Sarah Achieng
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Mar 7, 2016
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Mar 5, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Mazrui
Guest
Feb 22, 2016
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Feb 17, 2016
🤣 Sending this now!
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George Tenga
Guest
Feb 11, 2016
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Muslima
Guest
Jan 31, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jan 29, 2016
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jan 28, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Hassan
Guest
Jan 20, 2016
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jan 19, 2016
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Sofia
Guest
Jan 17, 2016
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jan 7, 2016
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Chiku
Guest
Jan 5, 2016
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jan 3, 2016
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Dec 27, 2015
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Mjaka
Guest
Dec 23, 2015
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Mchuma
Guest
Dec 20, 2015
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Maimuna
Guest
Dec 18, 2015
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Amir
Guest
Dec 17, 2015
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Hekima
Guest
Dec 9, 2015
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Dec 3, 2015
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Dec 2, 2015
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Ahmed
Guest
Nov 30, 2015
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Nov 29, 2015
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Nov 9, 2015
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Nov 3, 2015
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Shukuru
Guest
Oct 29, 2015
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Oct 15, 2015
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Rukia
Guest
Sep 14, 2015
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Sofia
Guest
Sep 4, 2015
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Binti
Guest
Aug 23, 2015
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Aug 3, 2015
😄 You got me good!
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Abdullah
Guest
Jul 27, 2015
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Tabu
Guest
Jul 24, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Wande
Guest
Jul 23, 2015
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jul 22, 2015
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Nyota
Guest
Jul 21, 2015
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Zulekha
Guest
Jul 19, 2015
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jul 14, 2015
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Salima
Guest
Jul 1, 2015
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jun 30, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jun 28, 2015
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Khadija
Guest
Jun 10, 2015
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jun 9, 2015
😂 Gotta save this!
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jun 3, 2015
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Amir
Guest
May 26, 2015
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Nyota
Guest
May 10, 2015
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
May 4, 2015
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Apr 30, 2015
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Apr 29, 2015
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Apr 25, 2015
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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James Kimani
Guest
Apr 19, 2015
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Zawadi
Guest
Apr 10, 2015
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Apr 3, 2015
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Abubakar
Guest
Mar 31, 2015
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Mar 31, 2015
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Mar 25, 2015
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Yahya
Guest
Mar 17, 2015
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Mar 13, 2015
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
