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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Feb 13, 2016
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Issack
Guest
Feb 3, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Amina
Guest
Feb 2, 2016
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jan 22, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Majid
Guest
Jan 22, 2016
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jan 15, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jan 14, 2016
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jan 10, 2016
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jan 2, 2016
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Dec 23, 2015
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Halima
Guest
Dec 17, 2015
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Dec 15, 2015
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Dec 9, 2015
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Yusra
Guest
Dec 9, 2015
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Dec 6, 2015
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Dec 6, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Fadhili
Guest
Dec 5, 2015
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Dec 3, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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James Malima
Guest
Nov 30, 2015
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Robert Okello
Guest
Nov 10, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Oct 29, 2015
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Oct 26, 2015
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Farida
Guest
Oct 19, 2015
😂 So funny!
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Chiku
Guest
Oct 12, 2015
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Oct 10, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Kazija
Guest
Sep 30, 2015
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Mwanais
Guest
Sep 19, 2015
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Mwalimu
Guest
Sep 15, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Habiba
Guest
Sep 6, 2015
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Aug 31, 2015
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Hawa
Guest
Aug 30, 2015
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Aug 26, 2015
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Kijakazi
Guest
Aug 13, 2015
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Aug 13, 2015
🤣 Sending this now!
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Aug 9, 2015
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jul 17, 2015
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Nyota
Guest
Jul 15, 2015
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Jul 14, 2015
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Baridi
Guest
Jul 12, 2015
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Husna
Guest
Jul 3, 2015
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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George Tenga
Guest
Jun 29, 2015
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Shukuru
Guest
Jun 18, 2015
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jun 14, 2015
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Nahida
Guest
Jun 13, 2015
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jun 12, 2015
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Arifa
Guest
Jun 10, 2015
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jun 9, 2015
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jun 3, 2015
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Hawa
Guest
May 26, 2015
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
May 16, 2015
😄 Perfect joke!
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
May 14, 2015
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Daniel Obura
Guest
May 13, 2015
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Mwachumu
Guest
May 7, 2015
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Jane Muthui
Guest
May 4, 2015
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Omar
Guest
Mar 31, 2015
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Nasra
Guest
Mar 26, 2015
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Juma
Guest
Mar 23, 2015
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Mar 18, 2015
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Jaffar
Guest
Mar 2, 2015
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
