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Mwalimu
Guest
Feb 29, 2016
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Feb 25, 2016
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Feb 23, 2016
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Abubakari
Guest
Feb 15, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Feb 8, 2016
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Mwanais
Guest
Feb 6, 2016
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Shamim
Guest
Feb 5, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Anna Malela
Guest
Feb 3, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Feb 3, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jan 20, 2016
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jan 11, 2016
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Chiku
Guest
Jan 2, 2016
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Dec 31, 2015
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Shabani
Guest
Dec 28, 2015
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Zakia
Guest
Dec 27, 2015
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Dec 26, 2015
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Husna
Guest
Dec 24, 2015
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Dec 22, 2015
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Irene Makena
Guest
Nov 15, 2015
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Nov 11, 2015
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Nov 9, 2015
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Nov 3, 2015
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Oct 25, 2015
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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John Mushi
Guest
Oct 21, 2015
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Ramadhan
Guest
Oct 19, 2015
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Oct 19, 2015
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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John Kamande
Guest
Oct 19, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Oct 13, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Oct 6, 2015
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Oct 3, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Oct 2, 2015
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Majid
Guest
Sep 26, 2015
🤣 Sending this now!
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Sep 23, 2015
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Sep 10, 2015
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Sep 4, 2015
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Victor Malima
Guest
Sep 1, 2015
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Aug 31, 2015
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Aug 21, 2015
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Aug 4, 2015
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Aug 4, 2015
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Baridi
Guest
Jul 27, 2015
😁 This is gold!
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Neema
Guest
Jul 26, 2015
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Amina
Guest
Jul 9, 2015
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jul 1, 2015
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jun 29, 2015
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Kassim
Guest
Jun 29, 2015
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jun 22, 2015
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jun 10, 2015
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Nahida
Guest
Jun 9, 2015
😆 That punchline!
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Joy Wacera
Guest
May 16, 2015
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Zuhura
Guest
Apr 30, 2015
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Apr 30, 2015
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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David Chacha
Guest
Apr 28, 2015
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Latifa
Guest
Apr 28, 2015
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Apr 22, 2015
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Asha
Guest
Apr 22, 2015
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Omari
Guest
Apr 17, 2015
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Hamida
Guest
Apr 16, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Victor Malima
Guest
Apr 10, 2015
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Apr 7, 2015
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
