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Mwajabu
Guest
Dec 27, 2015
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Sumaya
Guest
Dec 20, 2015
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Jafari
Guest
Dec 13, 2015
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Sarafina
Guest
Dec 12, 2015
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Majid
Guest
Dec 8, 2015
😂 This is too funny!
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Mwagonda
Guest
Dec 7, 2015
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Nov 25, 2015
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Khatib
Guest
Nov 22, 2015
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Nov 20, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Nov 20, 2015
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Issa
Guest
Nov 17, 2015
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Mchawi
Guest
Nov 14, 2015
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Nov 6, 2015
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Farida
Guest
Nov 5, 2015
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Nov 1, 2015
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Oct 29, 2015
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Oct 25, 2015
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Oct 25, 2015
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Robert Okello
Guest
Oct 17, 2015
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Oct 17, 2015
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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David Sokoine
Guest
Oct 11, 2015
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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David Ochieng
Guest
Oct 3, 2015
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Oct 3, 2015
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Oct 2, 2015
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Sep 30, 2015
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Omar
Guest
Sep 28, 2015
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Sep 23, 2015
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Khamis
Guest
Sep 20, 2015
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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John Mwangi
Guest
Sep 16, 2015
😆 This one really got me!
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Sep 4, 2015
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Sep 4, 2015
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Sep 2, 2015
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Aug 26, 2015
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Aug 16, 2015
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Aug 14, 2015
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Aug 10, 2015
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Aug 8, 2015
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Josephine
Guest
Aug 4, 2015
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Fadhila
Guest
Aug 1, 2015
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jul 31, 2015
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jul 30, 2015
😄 Too good!
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 30, 2015
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Majid
Guest
Jul 28, 2015
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jul 17, 2015
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jul 12, 2015
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jul 7, 2015
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jul 1, 2015
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jun 16, 2015
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Khatib
Guest
May 27, 2015
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
May 22, 2015
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
May 21, 2015
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
May 8, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
May 5, 2015
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Rabia
Guest
May 1, 2015
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Apr 18, 2015
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Apr 13, 2015
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Apr 13, 2015
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Apr 12, 2015
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Apr 5, 2015
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
