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Nyota
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Jan 4, 2016
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Dec 10, 2015
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Jamila
Guest
Dec 2, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Rehema
Guest
Dec 2, 2015
Thanks Ackyshine
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Mwalimu
Guest
Nov 27, 2015
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Nov 16, 2015
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Sekela
Guest
Nov 15, 2015
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Kheri
Guest
Nov 15, 2015
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Habiba
Guest
Nov 14, 2015
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Nov 2, 2015
😁 This just made my day!
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Oct 24, 2015
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Oct 24, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Nassar
Guest
Oct 22, 2015
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Oct 21, 2015
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Oct 12, 2015
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Oct 10, 2015
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Oct 3, 2015
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Sep 30, 2015
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Sep 25, 2015
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Sep 22, 2015
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Sep 14, 2015
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Daudi
Guest
Sep 9, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Sep 8, 2015
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Masika
Guest
Aug 27, 2015
😄 Nailed it!
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Faiza
Guest
Aug 24, 2015
😁 This made my day!
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Aug 21, 2015
😂 This is too funny!
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Sumaya
Guest
Aug 18, 2015
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Aug 14, 2015
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Aug 13, 2015
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 8, 2015
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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James Kawawa
Guest
Aug 6, 2015
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jul 26, 2015
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jul 24, 2015
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jul 23, 2015
😄 You got me!
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jul 17, 2015
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Furaha
Guest
Jul 11, 2015
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jul 9, 2015
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jul 7, 2015
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Daudi
Guest
Jul 1, 2015
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Baraka
Guest
Jul 1, 2015
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Omar
Guest
Jun 25, 2015
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jun 24, 2015
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Rehema
Guest
Jun 17, 2015
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Masika
Guest
Jun 16, 2015
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jun 15, 2015
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Leila
Guest
Jun 14, 2015
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Aziza
Guest
May 29, 2015
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
May 28, 2015
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Ramadhan
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May 26, 2015
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
May 24, 2015
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
May 22, 2015
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Mwakisu
Guest
May 19, 2015
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Zuhura
Guest
May 13, 2015
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Khatib
Guest
May 13, 2015
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
May 8, 2015
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Apr 28, 2015
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Apr 13, 2015
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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David Chacha
Guest
Mar 31, 2015
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Mwinyi
Guest
Mar 29, 2015
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
