👥
James Kawawa
Guest
Apr 18, 2016
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
👥
Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Apr 17, 2016
😅 I needed that laugh!
👥
Miriam Mchome
Guest
Apr 5, 2016
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
👥
Amina
Guest
Apr 4, 2016
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
👥
Monica Lissu
Guest
Apr 4, 2016
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
👥
Kevin Maina
Guest
Mar 30, 2016
🤣 Sharing this right now!
👥
Rabia
Guest
Mar 22, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
👥
David Nyerere
Guest
Mar 14, 2016
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
👥
Francis Mrope
Guest
Mar 14, 2016
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
👥
Fatuma
Guest
Mar 13, 2016
😂 I’m saving this one!
👥
Michael Onyango
Guest
Mar 9, 2016
😂 I’m dying!
👥
Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Mar 4, 2016
🤣 Sending this now!
👥
Frank Macha
Guest
Feb 29, 2016
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
👥
Carol Nyakio
Guest
Feb 24, 2016
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
👥
Faith Kariuki
Guest
Feb 20, 2016
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
👥
Joyce Mussa
Guest
Feb 15, 2016
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
👥
Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Feb 14, 2016
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
👥
Michael Mboya
Guest
Feb 12, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
👥
Zuhura
Guest
Feb 9, 2016
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
👥
Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Feb 1, 2016
😄 You got me!
👥
Baridi
Guest
Jan 31, 2016
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
👥
Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jan 30, 2016
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
👥
Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jan 24, 2016
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
👥
Sultan
Guest
Jan 23, 2016
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
👥
Rahma
Guest
Jan 17, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
👥
Sarah Achieng
Guest
Dec 24, 2015
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
👥
Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Dec 20, 2015
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
👥
Habiba
Guest
Dec 18, 2015
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
👥
Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Dec 13, 2015
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
👥
Baraka
Guest
Nov 29, 2015
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
👥
Ruth Kibona
Guest
Nov 3, 2015
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
👥
Tabu
Guest
Oct 24, 2015
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
👥
Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Oct 20, 2015
😂 This is too funny!
👥
Victor Kamau
Guest
Oct 19, 2015
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
👥
Janet Mbithe
Guest
Oct 10, 2015
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
👥
Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Oct 7, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
👥
Abubakari
Guest
Oct 4, 2015
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
👥
Mwalimu
Guest
Sep 17, 2015
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
👥
Salma
Guest
Sep 9, 2015
😂 I need to save this one forever!
👥
Nancy Kabura
Guest
Sep 8, 2015
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
👥
Mwalimu
Guest
Sep 1, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
👥
Andrew Mchome
Guest
Aug 22, 2015
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
👥
Furaha
Guest
Aug 5, 2015
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
👥
Husna
Guest
Aug 3, 2015
😂 Sharing right away!
👥
Shamsa
Guest
Jul 27, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
👥
Rose Waithera
Guest
Jul 24, 2015
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
👥
Nasra
Guest
Jul 1, 2015
😆 That punchline!
👥
Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jun 29, 2015
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
👥
Halimah
Guest
Jun 24, 2015
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
👥
Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jun 22, 2015
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
👥
Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jun 8, 2015
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
👥
Azima
Guest
Jun 7, 2015
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
👥
Makame
Guest
May 31, 2015
🤣 This one’s fire!
👥
Janet Sumaye
Guest
May 29, 2015
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
👥
Binti
Guest
May 27, 2015
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
👥
Makame
Guest
May 25, 2015
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
👥
Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
May 21, 2015
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
👥
Shabani
Guest
May 15, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
👥
Muslima
Guest
May 1, 2015
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
👥
Shabani
Guest
Apr 29, 2015
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
