The turkey, because it knows how to make everyone go "gobble, gobble"! 🦃👃
Explanation: This funny answer plays on the double meaning of "smells" as both a pleasant aroma and a clever play on words. By suggesting that the turkey smells the best, it adds a humorous twist since turkeys are typically the star of the Thanksgiving feast. The use of the turkey emoji and the phrase "gobble, gobble" further emphasizes the cheerful and lighthearted tone.
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 22, 2016
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Makame (Guest) on April 15, 2016
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Alice Jebet (Guest) on April 11, 2016
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Michael Mboya (Guest) on April 4, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Nashon (Guest) on April 4, 2016
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 4, 2016
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Mariam (Guest) on April 3, 2016
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on March 19, 2016
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Anna Mchome (Guest) on March 9, 2016
🤣 This one got me good!
Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 15, 2016
😅 I needed that laugh!
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on February 14, 2016
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on February 5, 2016
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
Mwanajuma (Guest) on February 5, 2016
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Zulekha (Guest) on February 2, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Victor Malima (Guest) on January 31, 2016
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Bahati (Guest) on January 25, 2016
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on January 24, 2016
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Mwachumu (Guest) on January 10, 2016
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Raha (Guest) on January 9, 2016
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Zuhura (Guest) on December 24, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on December 22, 2015
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Abubakar (Guest) on December 18, 2015
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on December 8, 2015
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Victor Kimario (Guest) on December 7, 2015
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on December 3, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
John Mwangi (Guest) on November 25, 2015
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on November 22, 2015
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
Halima (Guest) on November 4, 2015
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on November 1, 2015
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Alice Mrema (Guest) on November 1, 2015
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on October 24, 2015
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Amani (Guest) on October 18, 2015
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on October 12, 2015
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on September 29, 2015
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Maulid (Guest) on September 18, 2015
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on September 14, 2015
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
James Mduma (Guest) on September 12, 2015
😂 Can't stop laughing!
Ahmed (Guest) on September 5, 2015
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Mjaka (Guest) on August 30, 2015
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Latifa (Guest) on August 25, 2015
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 5, 2015
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on August 2, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Binti (Guest) on July 31, 2015
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on July 18, 2015
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
James Mduma (Guest) on July 15, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Janet Wambura (Guest) on July 11, 2015
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 16, 2015
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Mwanais (Guest) on June 7, 2015
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
John Lissu (Guest) on June 4, 2015
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 4, 2015
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 29, 2015
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Zawadi (Guest) on May 25, 2015
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Joy Wacera (Guest) on May 24, 2015
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on May 23, 2015
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
Muslima (Guest) on May 19, 2015
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Kheri (Guest) on May 2, 2015
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
David Ochieng (Guest) on May 2, 2015
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on April 24, 2015
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
Nassor (Guest) on April 20, 2015
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
Janet Sumari (Guest) on April 18, 2015
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌