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Nassar
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Jan 12, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
😆 This one really got me!
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Mchuma
Guest
Jan 3, 2016
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Hamida
Guest
Dec 28, 2015
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Dec 26, 2015
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Furaha
Guest
Dec 19, 2015
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Abubakari
Guest
Dec 18, 2015
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Neema
Guest
Dec 16, 2015
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Hekima
Guest
Dec 10, 2015
Thanks Ackyshine
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John Lissu
Guest
Dec 6, 2015
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Jafari
Guest
Dec 6, 2015
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Dec 5, 2015
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Dec 5, 2015
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Nov 29, 2015
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Fadhila
Guest
Nov 25, 2015
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Nov 24, 2015
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Nov 20, 2015
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Arifa
Guest
Nov 8, 2015
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Nov 6, 2015
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Grace Minja
Guest
Oct 31, 2015
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Oct 24, 2015
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Oct 21, 2015
😄 What a joke!
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Jamila
Guest
Oct 20, 2015
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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John Lissu
Guest
Oct 18, 2015
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Mustafa
Guest
Oct 16, 2015
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Oct 14, 2015
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Oct 11, 2015
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Oct 3, 2015
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Oct 1, 2015
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Faiza
Guest
Aug 31, 2015
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Nashon
Guest
Aug 24, 2015
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Aug 21, 2015
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Salum
Guest
Aug 18, 2015
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Aug 5, 2015
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Aug 2, 2015
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Safiya
Guest
Jul 28, 2015
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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John Mushi
Guest
Jul 26, 2015
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jul 14, 2015
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jul 9, 2015
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Jun 30, 2015
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jun 19, 2015
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Hassan
Guest
Jun 11, 2015
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jun 10, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Khadija
Guest
Jun 9, 2015
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jun 6, 2015
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Bahati
Guest
Jun 3, 2015
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Maida
Guest
Jun 1, 2015
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Jamal
Guest
May 26, 2015
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
May 12, 2015
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Yusra
Guest
May 9, 2015
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Grace Mushi
Guest
May 8, 2015
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Apr 26, 2015
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Shabani
Guest
Apr 21, 2015
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Apr 19, 2015
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Apr 18, 2015
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Arifa
Guest
Apr 17, 2015
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Apr 13, 2015
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Apr 6, 2015
😂 This is a keeper!
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Mar 28, 2015
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
