What do elves learn in school?

Nassar (Guest) on January 12, 2016

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Hawa (Guest) on January 9, 2016

😆 This one really got me!

Mchuma (Guest) on January 3, 2016

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Hamida (Guest) on December 28, 2015

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on December 26, 2015

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Furaha (Guest) on December 19, 2015

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Abubakari (Guest) on December 18, 2015

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Neema (Guest) on December 16, 2015

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Hekima (Guest) on December 10, 2015

Thanks Ackyshine

John Lissu (Guest) on December 6, 2015

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Jafari (Guest) on December 6, 2015

🤣 This joke is too good!

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on December 5, 2015

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 5, 2015

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 29, 2015

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Fadhila (Guest) on November 25, 2015

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Paul Kamau (Guest) on November 24, 2015

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on November 20, 2015

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Arifa (Guest) on November 8, 2015

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on November 6, 2015

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Grace Minja (Guest) on October 31, 2015

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on October 24, 2015

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on October 21, 2015

😄 What a joke!

Jamila (Guest) on October 20, 2015

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

John Lissu (Guest) on October 18, 2015

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Mustafa (Guest) on October 16, 2015

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on October 14, 2015

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Henry Mollel (Guest) on October 11, 2015

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Nancy Komba (Guest) on October 3, 2015

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 1, 2015

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Faiza (Guest) on August 31, 2015

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Nashon (Guest) on August 24, 2015

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Paul Kamau (Guest) on August 21, 2015

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Salum (Guest) on August 18, 2015

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on August 5, 2015

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 2, 2015

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Safiya (Guest) on July 28, 2015

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

John Mushi (Guest) on July 26, 2015

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Violet Mumo (Guest) on July 14, 2015

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 9, 2015

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on June 30, 2015

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on June 19, 2015

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Hassan (Guest) on June 11, 2015

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Nora Kidata (Guest) on June 10, 2015

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Khadija (Guest) on June 9, 2015

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 6, 2015

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Bahati (Guest) on June 3, 2015

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Maida (Guest) on June 1, 2015

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Jamal (Guest) on May 26, 2015

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on May 12, 2015

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Yusra (Guest) on May 9, 2015

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 8, 2015

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Amir (Guest) on May 4, 2015

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on April 26, 2015

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Shabani (Guest) on April 21, 2015

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on April 19, 2015

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on April 18, 2015

😆 I’m dying over here!

Arifa (Guest) on April 17, 2015

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on April 13, 2015

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on April 6, 2015

😂 This is a keeper!

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on March 28, 2015

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤