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Jacob Kiplangat
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Jan 31, 2016
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jan 22, 2016
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jan 22, 2016
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Zubeida
Guest
Jan 16, 2016
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Ndoto
Guest
Jan 12, 2016
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Shamsa
Guest
Jan 11, 2016
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Daudi
Guest
Jan 4, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Jan 1, 2016
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Selemani
Guest
Dec 31, 2015
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Dec 30, 2015
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Hekima
Guest
Dec 28, 2015
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Mgeni
Guest
Dec 26, 2015
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Dec 25, 2015
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Dec 22, 2015
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Dec 12, 2015
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Dec 3, 2015
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Nasra
Guest
Nov 27, 2015
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Nov 19, 2015
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Nov 18, 2015
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Shamsa
Guest
Nov 17, 2015
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Mjaka
Guest
Nov 7, 2015
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Mgeni
Guest
Nov 7, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Nov 3, 2015
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Raha
Guest
Oct 31, 2015
🤣 Sending this now!
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Oct 30, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Oct 27, 2015
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Hamida
Guest
Oct 27, 2015
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Oct 7, 2015
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Leila
Guest
Oct 3, 2015
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Omar
Guest
Sep 17, 2015
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Mashaka
Guest
Sep 8, 2015
😄 You got me!
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Sep 7, 2015
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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James Malima
Guest
Sep 7, 2015
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Mashaka
Guest
Aug 31, 2015
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Ibrahim
Guest
Aug 29, 2015
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Aug 26, 2015
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Aug 18, 2015
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Aug 14, 2015
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Juma
Guest
Aug 11, 2015
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Aug 6, 2015
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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George Tenga
Guest
Aug 5, 2015
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jul 29, 2015
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jul 26, 2015
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Kazija
Guest
Jul 24, 2015
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jul 17, 2015
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jul 7, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jul 2, 2015
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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James Kimani
Guest
Jun 30, 2015
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Jabir
Guest
Jun 26, 2015
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jun 25, 2015
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jun 20, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Jun 15, 2015
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jun 15, 2015
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Josephine
Guest
Jun 11, 2015
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jun 10, 2015
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jun 7, 2015
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Asha
Guest
May 22, 2015
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
May 20, 2015
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Athumani
Guest
May 14, 2015
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
