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Rahim
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Mar 6, 2016
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! π€£
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Zubeida
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Mar 3, 2016
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. πββοΈπ
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John Malisa
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Feb 29, 2016
I love you more than coffee, but please donβt make me prove it. ββ€οΈ
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Andrew Odhiambo
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Feb 24, 2016
I hate when Iβm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
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Baraka
Guest
Feb 23, 2016
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! β°
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Mwanais
Guest
Feb 22, 2016
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! β°π
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Alice Wanjiru
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Feb 7, 2016
This joke was on point! Love it! π―
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Mwachumu
Guest
Feb 1, 2016
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? π«β
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Baraka
Guest
Jan 22, 2016
Whatβs a pigβs favorite karate move? The pork chop! π·π₯
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Rukia
Guest
Jan 16, 2016
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ππ
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Kevin Maina
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Jan 15, 2016
Iβm on a whiskey diet. Iβve lost three days already. π₯π
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Shamsa
Guest
Jan 12, 2016
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! π π«
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jan 11, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! π¦π
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George Ndungu
Guest
Dec 28, 2015
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts! π¦΄π
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Athumani
Guest
Dec 28, 2015
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! π±π±οΈ
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Dec 27, 2015
Absolutely hilarious! Canβt get enough! π
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Selemani
Guest
Dec 25, 2015
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. π»ποΈ
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Baraka
Guest
Dec 21, 2015
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. π΄π
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Jamila
Guest
Dec 13, 2015
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itβs not flying! βοΈπ±
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Dec 1, 2015
This is the kind of joke you donβt forget! π
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Abdillah
Guest
Nov 26, 2015
π Added to my favorites!
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Hassan
Guest
Oct 31, 2015
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. πͺβ
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Oct 25, 2015
π Iβm sending this to everyone I know!
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Maimuna
Guest
Oct 24, 2015
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. βπββοΈ
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Oct 22, 2015
π Gotta save this!
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Oct 20, 2015
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. π§π€²
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Halimah
Guest
Oct 7, 2015
Iβd agree with you but then weβd both be wrong. π€·ββοΈπ
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Oct 4, 2015
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! πΈπ»
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Rukia
Guest
Sep 29, 2015
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ππΌ
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Mwajabu
Guest
Sep 25, 2015
π€£ Brilliant joke!
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Sep 21, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! πποΈββοΈ
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Irene Makena
Guest
Sep 19, 2015
If at first, you donβt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. π©βπ§π€·ββοΈ
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Sep 4, 2015
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ππ₯
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Sep 1, 2015
π Can't stop laughing!
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Aug 30, 2015
I love my computer because my friends live in it. π»π
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Aug 29, 2015
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Aug 24, 2015
π I canβt even breathe, so funny!
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John Lissu
Guest
Aug 13, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ππ
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Aug 8, 2015
I would lose weight, but I donβt like losing. ποΈββοΈπ
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Aug 6, 2015
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canβt fit them in their trunks! ππ±
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jul 25, 2015
Iβm not bossy, I just have better ideas. π‘π
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jul 18, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. π»π£οΈ
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Bahati
Guest
Jul 15, 2015
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donβt know Y. π π€
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jul 13, 2015
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. π§π₯
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Furaha
Guest
Jul 12, 2015
This one really got me, what a punchline! π
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John Kamande
Guest
Jul 11, 2015
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. πβοΈ
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jul 8, 2015
π Mood instantly lifted!
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Zainab
Guest
Jul 8, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iβm talking on it. π±π€¦ββοΈ
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jul 7, 2015
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ππ΄
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Maimuna
Guest
Jun 10, 2015
π This is a keeper!
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jun 9, 2015
I'd agree with you, but then weβd both be wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jun 6, 2015
Iβm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. ποΈπ
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Mwanaidi
Guest
May 28, 2015
π€£ This joke is too good!
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Mwafirika
Guest
May 25, 2015
I donβt make mistakes. I date them. ππ
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Rubea
Guest
May 13, 2015
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ππ³
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
May 9, 2015
I donβt trip, I do random gravity checks. ππ€£
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Yusuf
Guest
May 7, 2015
Iβm definitely telling this one to my friends! π
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Apr 18, 2015
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. π§ββοΈπ
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Zakaria
Guest
Apr 17, 2015
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! π§Ήβ°
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Apr 5, 2015
π Laughing so hard right now!
