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Jafari
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Apr 24, 2016
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
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John Lissu
Guest
Apr 10, 2016
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Apr 6, 2016
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
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Nuru
Guest
Apr 4, 2016
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
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Safiya
Guest
Mar 23, 2016
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Mar 5, 2016
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
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Sekela
Guest
Feb 12, 2016
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
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Binti
Guest
Feb 4, 2016
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Mchuma
Guest
Jan 30, 2016
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
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George Mallya
Guest
Jan 17, 2016
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
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Zawadi
Guest
Jan 15, 2016
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Amani
Guest
Jan 4, 2016
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
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George Ndungu
Guest
Dec 23, 2015
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
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Mwafirika
Guest
Dec 20, 2015
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Dec 17, 2015
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Dec 17, 2015
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Fatuma
Guest
Dec 12, 2015
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
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David Chacha
Guest
Dec 7, 2015
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Dec 3, 2015
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
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Maulid
Guest
Dec 2, 2015
๐ This is gold!
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George Ndungu
Guest
Nov 30, 2015
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Nov 18, 2015
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ๐
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Oct 26, 2015
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
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Mwakisu
Guest
Oct 26, 2015
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
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Sekela
Guest
Oct 6, 2015
๐ You totally won the internet today!
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Maneno
Guest
Oct 4, 2015
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Oct 1, 2015
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
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Khamis
Guest
Sep 29, 2015
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Sep 23, 2015
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Sep 21, 2015
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Sep 18, 2015
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
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David Kawawa
Guest
Sep 17, 2015
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
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Raha
Guest
Sep 17, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Sep 16, 2015
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Sep 1, 2015
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Aug 11, 2015
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
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Ahmed
Guest
Aug 4, 2015
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
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Victor Malima
Guest
Aug 2, 2015
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
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Nashon
Guest
Jul 27, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jul 27, 2015
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jul 24, 2015
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
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Kassim
Guest
Jul 24, 2015
๐ Bookmarking this!
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jul 15, 2015
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
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Rahma
Guest
Jul 11, 2015
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐
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James Malima
Guest
Jul 2, 2015
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
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Zainab
Guest
Jul 2, 2015
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jun 30, 2015
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
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Salma
Guest
Jun 22, 2015
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
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Anthony Kariuki
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Jun 17, 2015
๐ Gotta save this!
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Abdillah
Guest
Jun 11, 2015
๐ Instant mood boost!
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jun 5, 2015
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Rahim
Guest
Jun 1, 2015
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
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Nashon
Guest
May 30, 2015
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
May 11, 2015
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
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Mwanajuma
Guest
May 6, 2015
๐ This is a keeper!
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Apr 28, 2015
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Apr 27, 2015
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
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Kazija
Guest
Apr 23, 2015
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
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Jane Muthui
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Apr 23, 2015
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐
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Lydia Wanyama
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Apr 13, 2015
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
