Short Answer: "Close the door, I'm dressing!"
Explanation: When the refrigerator is opened, the mayonnaise requests for the door to be closed because it's "dressing" itself, which is a play on words since mayonnaise is a popular dressing for salads and sandwiches. The use of the emoji π adds a cheerful and lighthearted touch to the response.
Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 3, 2016
I would lose weight, but I donβt like losing. ποΈββοΈπ
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on January 31, 2016
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! π¦π
Mwakisu (Guest) on January 23, 2016
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ππ§ββοΈ
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on January 17, 2016
Running is great. Unless you faint. πββοΈπ₯΅
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 16, 2016
Iβm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itβs impossible to put down! ππ
Saidi (Guest) on January 10, 2016
Whatβs a snowmanβs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! βπ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on January 10, 2016
Iβm not procrastinating, Iβm just on a procrastination break. β³π
Alice Mrema (Guest) on January 3, 2016
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ππ
Maulid (Guest) on December 29, 2015
Monday should be optional. π΄β³
Bahati (Guest) on December 27, 2015
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! π₯·π
Farida (Guest) on December 21, 2015
Itβs not that Iβm lazy, Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
David Sokoine (Guest) on December 4, 2015
Iβm not weird, Iβm limited edition. π¦π
Mustafa (Guest) on November 17, 2015
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Issack (Guest) on November 16, 2015
Why canβt you trust stairs? Because theyβre always up to something! ππ€
Zuhura (Guest) on November 16, 2015
π I need to save this one forever!
David Sokoine (Guest) on November 10, 2015
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! π‘π
Mashaka (Guest) on November 7, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ
Latifa (Guest) on November 7, 2015
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππͺ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on October 30, 2015
Whatβs a catβs favorite color? Purr-ple! π±π
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 28, 2015
I love sarcasm. Itβs like punching people in the face, but with words. ππ¬
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on October 27, 2015
π Iβm definitely stealing this one!
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on October 22, 2015
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ππ€£
Mary Njeri (Guest) on October 13, 2015
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ππ
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on October 11, 2015
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. πΈπ
Umi (Guest) on October 2, 2015
π€£ Pure genius!
Salima (Guest) on September 24, 2015
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernβ¦ π§ββοΈβοΈ
Salum (Guest) on September 23, 2015
I smile because I donβt know whatβs going on. ππ€·ββοΈ
Asha (Guest) on September 19, 2015
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. πΌπ΄
Abubakari (Guest) on September 16, 2015
Iβd rather be someoneβs shot of whiskey than everyoneβs cup of tea. π₯β
Linda Karimi (Guest) on September 15, 2015
π This made my day!
Violet Mumo (Guest) on September 8, 2015
π This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on September 7, 2015
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! π π«
Salma (Guest) on September 1, 2015
If at first, you donβt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. π©βπ§π€·ββοΈ
Wande (Guest) on August 31, 2015
Why couldnβt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ππ
Farida (Guest) on August 30, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. π©π
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 29, 2015
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on August 25, 2015
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! πͺπ₯
Mwakisu (Guest) on August 23, 2015
If you canβt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ππ€―
Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 15, 2015
Iβve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. π§ββοΈπ
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on August 9, 2015
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ππ¨βπΌ
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on August 6, 2015
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. π·π
Charles Mboje (Guest) on August 2, 2015
Iβm not weird; Iβm limited edition. ππ¦
Mhina (Guest) on July 30, 2015
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ππ°
Omari (Guest) on July 19, 2015
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! π§Ήπ
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on July 17, 2015
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. πΌπΈ
Zawadi (Guest) on July 11, 2015
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnβt add up! βπ€¨
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 7, 2015
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ππ
James Mduma (Guest) on June 27, 2015
Why donβt some fish play piano? Because you canβt tuna fish! ππΉ
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 4, 2015
This joke is going straight to my favorites! π
Khatib (Guest) on May 23, 2015
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ππ
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on May 18, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Sultan (Guest) on May 7, 2015
π€£ Didnβt see it coming!
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 30, 2015
π Definitely my new go-to joke!
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on April 25, 2015
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! πποΈ
Sofia (Guest) on April 13, 2015
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. π΅πΆββοΈ
Ramadhan (Guest) on April 13, 2015
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. πββοΈπ
Neema (Guest) on April 13, 2015
I canβt cook, but I can follow directionsβso if I fail, itβs the recipeβs fault. π³π€·ββοΈ
Kiza (Guest) on April 9, 2015
I donβt trip, I do random gravity checks. ππ€£
Aziza (Guest) on March 28, 2015
Why donβt crabs give to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦π°
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 26, 2015
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ