Rose Waithera (Guest) on January 22, 2016

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Mgeni (Guest) on January 18, 2016

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Mwajabu (Guest) on January 9, 2016

😄 You got me good!

Kahina (Guest) on January 7, 2016

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 7, 2016

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 6, 2016

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Nuru (Guest) on January 3, 2016

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Omar (Guest) on December 24, 2015

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Zuhura (Guest) on December 22, 2015

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Mgeni (Guest) on December 19, 2015

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Mwafirika (Guest) on December 16, 2015

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Saidi (Guest) on December 16, 2015

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Alice Jebet (Guest) on December 15, 2015

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on December 15, 2015

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Baraka (Guest) on December 12, 2015

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Mustafa (Guest) on December 8, 2015

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 6, 2015

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Masika (Guest) on November 23, 2015

😂 This joke just made my day!

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on November 23, 2015

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Mary Mrope (Guest) on November 23, 2015

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Khamis (Guest) on November 20, 2015

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Mchuma (Guest) on November 17, 2015

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Mashaka (Guest) on November 16, 2015

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on October 27, 2015

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on October 4, 2015

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on October 4, 2015

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Leila (Guest) on October 2, 2015

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on September 28, 2015

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 21, 2015

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Leila (Guest) on September 4, 2015

🤣 This one got me good!

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on September 2, 2015

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 1, 2015

😁 Added to my favorites!

Samuel Were (Guest) on August 25, 2015

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 22, 2015

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on August 20, 2015

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 19, 2015

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Sarafina (Guest) on August 9, 2015

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Josephine (Guest) on August 8, 2015

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Maulid (Guest) on August 6, 2015

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Sumaya (Guest) on August 3, 2015

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on July 31, 2015

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on July 28, 2015

😄 Nailed it!

Maimuna (Guest) on July 23, 2015

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Halimah (Guest) on July 16, 2015

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on June 20, 2015

😁 This is gold!

Rabia (Guest) on June 15, 2015

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Mwachumu (Guest) on June 15, 2015

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Husna (Guest) on June 6, 2015

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Safiya (Guest) on May 26, 2015

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Warda (Guest) on May 23, 2015

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

James Mduma (Guest) on May 20, 2015

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on May 18, 2015

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Chiku (Guest) on May 15, 2015

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Nyota (Guest) on April 29, 2015

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Zubeida (Guest) on April 24, 2015

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Abdullah (Guest) on April 22, 2015

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Jafari (Guest) on April 12, 2015

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 10, 2015

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on April 4, 2015

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Mashaka (Guest) on March 26, 2015

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️