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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jan 22, 2016
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Mgeni
Guest
Jan 18, 2016
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jan 9, 2016
😄 You got me good!
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Kahina
Guest
Jan 7, 2016
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jan 7, 2016
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jan 6, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Omar
Guest
Dec 24, 2015
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Zuhura
Guest
Dec 22, 2015
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Mgeni
Guest
Dec 19, 2015
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Mwafirika
Guest
Dec 16, 2015
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Saidi
Guest
Dec 16, 2015
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Dec 15, 2015
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Dec 15, 2015
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Baraka
Guest
Dec 12, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Mustafa
Guest
Dec 8, 2015
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Dec 6, 2015
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Masika
Guest
Nov 23, 2015
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Nov 23, 2015
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Nov 23, 2015
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Khamis
Guest
Nov 20, 2015
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Mchuma
Guest
Nov 17, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Mashaka
Guest
Nov 16, 2015
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Oct 27, 2015
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Oct 4, 2015
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Oct 4, 2015
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Leila
Guest
Oct 2, 2015
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Sep 28, 2015
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 21, 2015
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Leila
Guest
Sep 4, 2015
🤣 This one got me good!
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Sep 2, 2015
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Sep 1, 2015
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Samuel Were
Guest
Aug 25, 2015
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Aug 22, 2015
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Aug 20, 2015
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Aug 19, 2015
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Sarafina
Guest
Aug 9, 2015
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Josephine
Guest
Aug 8, 2015
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Maulid
Guest
Aug 6, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Sumaya
Guest
Aug 3, 2015
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jul 31, 2015
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jul 28, 2015
😄 Nailed it!
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Maimuna
Guest
Jul 23, 2015
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Halimah
Guest
Jul 16, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jun 20, 2015
😁 This is gold!
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Rabia
Guest
Jun 15, 2015
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jun 15, 2015
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Husna
Guest
Jun 6, 2015
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Safiya
Guest
May 26, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Warda
Guest
May 23, 2015
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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James Mduma
Guest
May 20, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
May 18, 2015
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Chiku
Guest
May 15, 2015
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Nyota
Guest
Apr 29, 2015
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Zubeida
Guest
Apr 24, 2015
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Abdullah
Guest
Apr 22, 2015
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Jafari
Guest
Apr 12, 2015
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Apr 10, 2015
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Apr 4, 2015
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Mashaka
Guest
Mar 26, 2015
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
