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Dorothy Nkya
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Apr 8, 2016
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Muslima
Guest
Apr 3, 2016
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Apr 1, 2016
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Jamal
Guest
Mar 27, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Mar 26, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Irene Makena
Guest
Mar 13, 2016
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Kijakazi
Guest
Feb 28, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Feb 24, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Feb 20, 2016
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Feb 17, 2016
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Irene Makena
Guest
Feb 17, 2016
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Feb 13, 2016
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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James Mduma
Guest
Feb 9, 2016
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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John Malisa
Guest
Feb 2, 2016
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jan 30, 2016
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jan 21, 2016
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Fikiri
Guest
Jan 17, 2016
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jan 17, 2016
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Yusra
Guest
Jan 5, 2016
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jan 4, 2016
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Latifa
Guest
Dec 17, 2015
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Dec 13, 2015
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Dec 10, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Mwafirika
Guest
Dec 7, 2015
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Dec 7, 2015
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Dec 5, 2015
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Husna
Guest
Dec 4, 2015
Thanks Ackyshine
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Nov 14, 2015
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Nov 12, 2015
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Halimah
Guest
Nov 6, 2015
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Abubakar
Guest
Oct 31, 2015
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Oct 25, 2015
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Oct 24, 2015
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Oct 14, 2015
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Oct 11, 2015
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Oct 8, 2015
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Fatuma
Guest
Oct 2, 2015
😂 This is too funny!
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Sep 28, 2015
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Sep 18, 2015
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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David Nyerere
Guest
Sep 17, 2015
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Kahina
Guest
Sep 6, 2015
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Aug 30, 2015
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Aug 27, 2015
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Aug 9, 2015
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Wande
Guest
Aug 6, 2015
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Mazrui
Guest
Aug 4, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Shani
Guest
Jul 29, 2015
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Mgeni
Guest
Jul 15, 2015
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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James Malima
Guest
Jul 11, 2015
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jul 8, 2015
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Muslima
Guest
Jul 3, 2015
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jun 23, 2015
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jun 22, 2015
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jun 20, 2015
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Nashon
Guest
Jun 8, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Abdillah
Guest
Jun 4, 2015
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Safiya
Guest
May 30, 2015
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Sumaya
Guest
Apr 27, 2015
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Grace Minja
Guest
Apr 24, 2015
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
