Short Answer: "You're just not my type, Triangle. I'm all about those well-rounded individuals! 😜"
Explanation: The circle is known for its perfectly round shape, implying that it prefers things that are also round. However, triangles have sharp corners and straight sides, making them quite the opposite of what the circle finds appealing. The answer adds a touch of humor by suggesting that the circle has a preference for "well-rounded individuals," using the double entendre to create a funny twist. The emoji at the end emphasizes the playful tone and adds an extra layer of cheerfulness.
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on April 8, 2016
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Muslima (Guest) on April 3, 2016
😅 I’m still laughing!
Brian Karanja (Guest) on April 1, 2016
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
Jamal (Guest) on March 27, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 26, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Irene Makena (Guest) on March 13, 2016
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Kijakazi (Guest) on February 28, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on February 24, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on February 20, 2016
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on February 17, 2016
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
Irene Makena (Guest) on February 17, 2016
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on February 13, 2016
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
James Mduma (Guest) on February 9, 2016
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
John Malisa (Guest) on February 2, 2016
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Mwajuma (Guest) on January 30, 2016
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 21, 2016
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Fikiri (Guest) on January 17, 2016
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on January 17, 2016
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Yusra (Guest) on January 5, 2016
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on January 4, 2016
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Latifa (Guest) on December 17, 2015
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on December 13, 2015
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Janet Sumari (Guest) on December 10, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Mwafirika (Guest) on December 7, 2015
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on December 7, 2015
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on December 5, 2015
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Husna (Guest) on December 4, 2015
Thanks Ackyshine
Mary Kidata (Guest) on November 14, 2015
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Irene Akoth (Guest) on November 12, 2015
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
Halimah (Guest) on November 6, 2015
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Abubakar (Guest) on October 31, 2015
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 25, 2015
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on October 24, 2015
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on October 14, 2015
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on October 11, 2015
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on October 8, 2015
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Fatuma (Guest) on October 2, 2015
😂 This is too funny!
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on September 28, 2015
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on September 18, 2015
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
David Nyerere (Guest) on September 17, 2015
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Kahina (Guest) on September 6, 2015
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 30, 2015
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on August 27, 2015
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on August 9, 2015
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
Wande (Guest) on August 6, 2015
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Mazrui (Guest) on August 4, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
Shani (Guest) on July 29, 2015
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Mgeni (Guest) on July 15, 2015
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
James Malima (Guest) on July 11, 2015
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on July 8, 2015
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Muslima (Guest) on July 3, 2015
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Mwanaidha (Guest) on June 23, 2015
😂 Can't stop laughing!
Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 22, 2015
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 20, 2015
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
Nashon (Guest) on June 8, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Abdillah (Guest) on June 4, 2015
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Safiya (Guest) on May 30, 2015
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Issa (Guest) on May 5, 2015
😄 Too good!
Sumaya (Guest) on April 27, 2015
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Grace Minja (Guest) on April 24, 2015
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠