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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Feb 10, 2016
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ππ°
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Feb 9, 2016
Iβm not clumsy. Itβs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πποΈ
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Mwanais
Guest
Feb 8, 2016
π I havenβt laughed this hard in a while!
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Mchawi
Guest
Feb 8, 2016
Iβm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iβve lost two days. πΈπ
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Nyota
Guest
Feb 3, 2016
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! πΈπ‘
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Halimah
Guest
Jan 31, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not too sure. π€·ββοΈ
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Zainab
Guest
Jan 29, 2016
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! π β½
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jan 24, 2016
Donβt make me adult today. π¬π§Έ
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jan 19, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! π΄ββ οΈπ
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Sofia
Guest
Jan 15, 2016
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. βπββοΈ
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jan 15, 2016
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnβt handle the power struggle! π±π
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jan 12, 2016
π Added to my favorites!
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Sofia
Guest
Jan 12, 2016
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ππ
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jan 7, 2016
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. π
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John Malisa
Guest
Jan 5, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ππ·
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Salum
Guest
Jan 3, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. π€£π
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Dec 29, 2015
Iβve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnβt say that' to 'What the heck, letβs see what happens'. π€·ββοΈπ€
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Dec 23, 2015
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ππ
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Dec 17, 2015
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ΅
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Dec 11, 2015
Sarcasm is my love language. π¬π
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Jamal
Guest
Nov 27, 2015
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ππͺ
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Baridi
Guest
Nov 20, 2015
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. π²π
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Nov 20, 2015
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnβt see himself doing it! π»π«
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Yusra
Guest
Nov 9, 2015
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ππ§
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Nov 7, 2015
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iβm talking to myself non-stop. π£οΈπ
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Nov 5, 2015
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iβll go on ahead! π©πββοΈ
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Oct 30, 2015
How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»
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Biashara
Guest
Oct 25, 2015
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! π΄ββ οΈπ₯¬
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Maulid
Guest
Oct 23, 2015
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. π₯Άπ°
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Sep 30, 2015
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! π₯π°π
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Fatuma
Guest
Sep 8, 2015
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. π΄ποΈ
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Sep 7, 2015
Whatβs a catβs favorite color? Purr-ple! π±π
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Aug 30, 2015
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! πΈπΉ
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Aug 30, 2015
Dieting is wishful shrinking. π©π
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Abubakari
Guest
Aug 14, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. β‘π΄
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Aug 14, 2015
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ππ¨βπΌ
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David Kawawa
Guest
Aug 13, 2015
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyβre always catching bugs! π·οΈπ»
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Aug 3, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. π©π
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James Malima
Guest
Jul 28, 2015
This joke is a keeper for sure! π
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jul 21, 2015
Whatβs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! π©π€
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jul 19, 2015
I hate when Iβm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€πΆ
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jul 19, 2015
Why donβt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! π¦π€‘
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jul 11, 2015
I have a degree in sarcasm. ππ
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Kiza
Guest
Jul 3, 2015
I always give 100% at workβ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... π
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Jafari
Guest
Jul 3, 2015
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! β³βοΈ
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jun 25, 2015
π Best laugh of the day!
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jun 18, 2015
π Iβm seriously crying over here!
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jun 13, 2015
π Nailed it!
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jun 10, 2015
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. π¦ΈββοΈπͺ
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jun 6, 2015
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ€
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jun 5, 2015
Why donβt some fish play piano? Because you canβt tuna fish! ππΉ
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James Malima
Guest
Jun 3, 2015
π
Iβm still cracking up!
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jun 1, 2015
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. πβοΈ
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
May 19, 2015
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! π»ββοΈπ
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
May 17, 2015
Why donβt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ππ
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Zakia
Guest
May 8, 2015
π I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Apr 20, 2015
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€π¬
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Issack
Guest
Apr 20, 2015
Iβm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ππ©βπΌ
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Apr 19, 2015
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§ π€―
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Apr 17, 2015
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iβm not dead. ποΈπ