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Mwachumu
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Dec 12, 2015
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Maneno
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Dec 8, 2015
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Neema
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Dec 1, 2015
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Hekima
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Nov 23, 2015
😁 This just made my day!
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Michael Onyango
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Oct 31, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Nasra
Guest
Oct 19, 2015
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Shamim
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Oct 17, 2015
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Amina
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Oct 13, 2015
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Shabani
Guest
Oct 13, 2015
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Mgeni
Guest
Oct 10, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Rashid
Guest
Sep 30, 2015
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Raha
Guest
Sep 14, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Shamsa
Guest
Sep 14, 2015
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Sep 6, 2015
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Azima
Guest
Sep 6, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Maimuna
Guest
Sep 4, 2015
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Abdillah
Guest
Sep 1, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Aug 31, 2015
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Muslima
Guest
Aug 31, 2015
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Sekela
Guest
Aug 30, 2015
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Abdillah
Guest
Aug 29, 2015
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Aug 20, 2015
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Aug 8, 2015
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Arifa
Guest
Aug 7, 2015
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Hassan
Guest
Aug 6, 2015
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Aug 2, 2015
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Hassan
Guest
Jul 27, 2015
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jul 25, 2015
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Binti
Guest
Jul 19, 2015
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 13, 2015
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Masika
Guest
Jul 7, 2015
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Abubakar
Guest
Jun 28, 2015
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Mashaka
Guest
Jun 27, 2015
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Abdullah
Guest
Jun 27, 2015
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Kiza
Guest
Jun 26, 2015
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Zawadi
Guest
Jun 19, 2015
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Ahmed
Guest
Jun 16, 2015
😁 This made my day!
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Samuel Omondi
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Jun 12, 2015
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jun 6, 2015
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jun 4, 2015
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Nasra
Guest
Jun 4, 2015
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jun 2, 2015
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Jun 1, 2015
😂 So funny!
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Nassar
Guest
May 28, 2015
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
May 20, 2015
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Khalifa
Guest
May 19, 2015
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Khatib
Guest
May 19, 2015
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Mary Mrope
Guest
May 16, 2015
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
May 14, 2015
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Khamis
Guest
May 13, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
May 10, 2015
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Martin Otieno
Guest
May 10, 2015
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Apr 25, 2015
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Apr 24, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Apr 13, 2015
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Sharifa
Guest
Apr 6, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Masika
Guest
Apr 4, 2015
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Apr 4, 2015
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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George Ndungu
Guest
Apr 4, 2015
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Mar 16, 2015
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
