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Diana Mumbua
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Mar 30, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Zainab
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Mar 24, 2016
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Ramadhan
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Mar 22, 2016
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Charles Mrope
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Mar 14, 2016
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Stephen Kangethe
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Mar 10, 2016
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Ruth Wanjiku
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Mar 9, 2016
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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David Chacha
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Feb 26, 2016
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Benjamin Kibicho
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Feb 23, 2016
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Paul Ndomba
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Feb 19, 2016
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Elizabeth Mtei
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Feb 13, 2016
😄 Perfect joke!
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Charles Wafula
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Feb 10, 2016
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Elijah Mutua
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Feb 5, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jan 20, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Rubea
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Jan 19, 2016
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jan 10, 2016
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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George Wanjala
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Jan 2, 2016
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Yahya
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Dec 26, 2015
😆 Bookmarking this!
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George Ndungu
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Dec 13, 2015
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Francis Mtangi
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Dec 11, 2015
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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John Lissu
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Dec 6, 2015
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Mary Sokoine
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Dec 5, 2015
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Masika
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Nov 30, 2015
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Rose Lowassa
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Nov 27, 2015
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Zulekha
Guest
Nov 21, 2015
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Nov 14, 2015
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Nov 8, 2015
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Mwakisu
Guest
Nov 7, 2015
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Oct 28, 2015
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Zuhura
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Oct 28, 2015
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Dorothy Majaliwa
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Oct 27, 2015
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Mwajuma
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Oct 24, 2015
😆 Saving this one!
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Robert Ndunguru
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Oct 24, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Khadija
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Oct 23, 2015
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Chiku
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Oct 22, 2015
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Khamis
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Oct 17, 2015
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Mary Kidata
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Sep 26, 2015
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Elizabeth Mrema
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Sep 14, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Fikiri
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Sep 12, 2015
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Bakari
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Aug 22, 2015
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Ruth Kibona
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Aug 15, 2015
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Grace Mushi
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Aug 15, 2015
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Charles Mchome
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Aug 3, 2015
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Bahati
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Jul 30, 2015
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Ahmed
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Jul 1, 2015
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Joy Wacera
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Jun 24, 2015
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Hashim
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Jun 23, 2015
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Wilson Ombati
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Jun 23, 2015
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Zuhura
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Jun 17, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Asha
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Jun 16, 2015
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Grace Minja
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Jun 14, 2015
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Joseph Kiwanga
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Jun 13, 2015
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Omari
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Jun 6, 2015
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Mwanakhamis
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Jun 3, 2015
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Anna Mchome
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May 31, 2015
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Philip Nyaga
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May 21, 2015
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Jane Muthoni
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May 5, 2015
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Abubakar
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Apr 28, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Kijakazi
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Apr 17, 2015
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Agnes Lowassa
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Apr 8, 2015
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
